Plus why telling Jessica Ennis-Hill to apologise to Ched Evans makes you a plonker
De Gea told he can leave Man United (ish), The Ox to get big money, Adan to Liverpool, war chest at Newcastle
Best player this season? No. But Gueye as signing of the season? He's made the most tackles in Europe.
A Manchester derby and Palace examining Spurs' credentials...strap in for a massive midweek.
Rashford has rather enjoyed his time playing on the Man United wing. It's an initiation many go through.
Is it Yaya Sanogo? It's Yaya Sanogo, isn't it? It's definitely Yaya Sanogo. He means Yaya Sanogo, you guys.
Napoli confirm Chelsea made a bid for Koulibaly last summer before settling on Luiz. Could they return?
Schweini still sees his Man United spell as a success despite the injuries and the Mourinho stuff.
Liverpool face Syndey FC in Australia just three days after the season ends. And it won't just be the kids.
A lesson for Moyes: Don't threaten to slap people just because they've asked you awkward questions.
Strachan. McAllister. Batty. Speed. Steven Chicken pays tribute to that fantastic Leeds United team.
He easily goes unnoticed, but Gary Cahill has won the lot and gained respect. Mr Right Place, Right Time...
Three games, three defeats and zero goals. And Tony Adams is looking for ways to explain Granada's plight.
Newcastle and West Ham have been raided and arrests made as part of a football tax fraud investigation.
Antonio Conte believes people are trying to "put problems" in his Chelsea side with transfer speculation.
United striker Marcus Rashford considers himself to be a "street footballer", and who are we to argue?
Pep Guardiola will make a world record bid for Dele Alli, says Xavi. Apart from that he didn't say that.
The corporate shill, the selfie sticks, the porcelain-faced mascot, the Mick Hucknall...
Xavi said City would be interested in Dele Alli. Pochettino jokes that Xavi is his "enemy". Lovely.