Liverpool will sign Rodriguez if they make the Champions League. And it'll be £130m if you want Mbappe.
A fresh-faced Ronaldo, Keegan's Entertainers, a Scottish side and Louis van Gaal's first army all feature.
Joe Ledley says that anybody who thinks he was laughing 'needs their head testing'...
The Brazilian is said to be 'enthusiastic' about the move. Terrible code name though...
Martin O'Neill has backed Republic of Ireland captain Seamus Coleman to return to his "brilliant" best.
Portuguese legend says Gerrard could have slotted in alongside the Galacticos.
Worst-kept secret ever? Gareth Southgate has been impressed with Joe Hart's post-Euro response.
Manchester United striker says he would not see it as a demotion from senior squad.
Ryan Bertrand has praised Gareth Southgate’s man-management skills, saying players are thriving in…
Quite why Barcelona want to sell Neymar is never adequately explained in Spanish reports.
"There was no malice in the tackle and he certainly wouldn't have intended to hurt anyone," says Allen.
It's good to know that the international break means the Spanish media get creative too...
Nobody ever is. What we do know is that it was a horrific challenge that broke Seamus Coleman's leg.
He's impressed with the way Man United fans try to cheer him into form. He hasn't seen Marouane Fellaini...
Somebody should really have told him that Perisic was suspended. Doesn't stop the rumours.
Elsewhere, Spain won 4-1 on a busy night of international action. Read all about it...
He also knows that "something has got to give" this summer. Could he move to Liverpool?
Absolutely right. There's nothing wrong with wanting the trophies your talent deserves.
Rather than sneer at those watching on the telly, it's time they got a bit of sympathy.
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