Paul Pogba and Gonzalo Higuain also get mentions. Is anybody a genuinely good footballer?
Plus a Paul Pogba poem that makes up deeply happy about our readership. Benteke to Arsenal
Congratulations to the waste of money. Plus Pogba, Liverpool's season is over, pizza is bad, and...
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
In the first of a new series, Nick Miller looks at the origins of famous football quotes. Spoiler: He never said it.
Man United are expected to complete a deal to sign Paul Pogba 'within the next 48 hours'.
Everton have struggled to sign players, but the mood is positive. Foundations have been laid.
Mario Mandzukic has dropped down the pecking order at Juventus. West Ham are also keen.
Jurgen Klopp claims he has “no idea” whether he will strengthen his Liverpool squad.
There's little danger of that, Petr. The Arsenal goalkeeper is very much on message with his club.
Mike Phelan will also be allowed to pitch for the job he is doing on a caretaker basis after Steve Bruce exit.
"In my idea of football I love the role of the winger when doing a one-v-one," says new Chelsea manager.
It's this week's theme. First Fernandino, then Francis Coquelin and now the Spurs 'midfielder'.
Plenty has been written about England's World Cup win, but what about the four years that followed?
Liverpool and Chelsea are among four clubs to have had bids rejected for Joao Mario.
Klopp says Fabregas apologised for his red-card tackle after the game, and Grujic is in hospital.
Ivan Gazidis has been rolled out yet again to defend Arsenal's transfer window.
Never change, Brendan. Never. Never ever. Celtic's 1-1 draw with Astana was, you guessed it...
Can money buy you Stones or not? Manchester City are set to test the theory that it cannot.
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