Bless him and his wriggly arms made of crisps. Plus, Paul Scholes was a slightly better Nicky Butt.
John Nicholson puts on an ill-fitting beige suit and goes galloping across a football pitch with David Pleat.
Winning points "more important" than goals, says LVG. Does he know they don't have to be mutually exclusive?
Stevie got a hug off Jurgen and he loved it. He's changed loads since 'the Brendan era', apparently.
Nev doesn't understand why people are shocked James Wilson has left Man United on loan.
Pochettino reckons Kane and Lloris are keen to stay after Europa League qualification was secured.
Klopp has made light of Mignolet holding onto the ball for 22 seconds, leading to Liverpool going behind.
"Certainly during the final three seasons under Sir Alex it was more a case of us getting over the line."
Valbuena says Benzema's role in his alleged sex tape is "weird" and he is "more than disappointed".
Willian remains Chelsea's honourable exception, while Juan Mata will be crying over his keyboard
Liverpool qualify for Europa knockouts with a game to spare, but Mignolet made a hilarious mistake.
Tottenham qualified for the Europa League knockouts after Harry Kane helped them beat Qarabag 1-0.
What happens when a transfer story from 2009 is re-published? It becomes a fresh rumour, of course.
Also, Louis van Gaal can learn a lot from Claudio Ranieri, and Paul Scholes needs to be quiet.
Van Gaal's United feels like a poor tribute act, a long-term relationship without sex. We miss Fergie.
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