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Eric Bailly is Manchester United's breakout star, but who else? And who was it last season?
Man United muscle in on Bonucci, Liverpool make Sissoko move, Man City want Ayew...
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
"We say it all by saying nothing at all," says apparent Ronan Keating fan Paul Pogba.
Aitor Karanka is making signings he can only make because he is Spanish. It could spell survival.
"Mahrez is our light. If he goes in another big team, there are so many lights, so many stars, why?"
Wherever Mourinho plays Rooney for Man United, Allardyce will follow for England. Bench?
1.3 billion people live on less than $1.25 per day…meanwhile in the Premier League.
Klopp wants one more signing at Liverpool, with the club on the verge of a record summer in terms of sales.
Mamadou Sakho's Liverpool future is uncertain after being sent home from their pre-season camp.
Calum Chambers is Arsenal's senior centre-half. Will you sign anyone now, Arsene?
Vincent Janssen has admitted that he almost quit professional football before finally breaking…
Oh Stuart Pearce, you are spoiling us. Plus, a Sammy Lee mystery and a Paul Pogba exclusive.
Do Man United need another player who would rather be elsewhere? Plus, more on money and racism.
Ander Herrera cost £10m more than second place on this list. It's not gone that well, eh?
Carlos Tevez has revealed that Chelsea wish to sign him from Boca Juniors this summer.
Fernando Torres believes Tottenham will win the Premier League title soon.
The final remnant of Brendan Rodgers' first Liverpool summer is gone. Allen signs for £13m.
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