...f***ed, basically. We also have lots more on the subject of glass ceilings in football. And Cannavaro.
Jose Mourinho and Diego Costa made up with "a few kisses and cuddles" after an on-pitch bust-up.
Plus why Leicester are allowed to be excited, Jack Grealish and Arsenal's glum mood
Louis van Gaal was quiet on Arjen Robben after supposedly being misquoted over Cristiano Ronaldo.
Liverpool's Dejan Lovren is gushing with praise for the "unbelievable" Roberto Firmino.
Arsene Wenger says Francis Coquelin will be out for three months with a knee ligament injury
Arsenal face a Champions League showdown with Olympiacos after comfortably beating Dinamo 3-0.
Chelsea edged closer to knockout qualification with a 4-0 victory away at Maccabi Tel-Aviv.
Barcelona and Bayern Munich reinforced their status as 'quite good' with commanding CL wins.
Jack Grealish has sung enthusiastically. Mediawatch has prepared the gallows. Send him down
Also, Liverpool will be top of the league by January. We have more on Leicester, Newcastle and Klopp.
In a season of surprises, who has raised the eyebrows more than most? Other than him, obviously...
They've avoided widespread praise so far. How? Everton may have the most talented young group of anyone.
No reason for Spurs and Liverpool to place ceilings on their expectations. Plus Arsene. Oh, Arsene.
Could you imagine Wayne Rooney wanting to move to China? Also, Dembele to United.
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