Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
Daniel Sturridge is "pushing his body to the limits" in pre-season. Was that a hamstring I just heard?
"Come on, it's not (like that). Three times late, do you think I should (sell him)?" says Kloppy.
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
It's a list that could soon feature John Stones... just above Luis Suarez and under Kaka. Crazy times.
Howe to replace Wenger, Van Persie to Rangers (!), Real go from Pogba to Sissoko (!!)
The year is 2016, and Didier Drogba is still scoring against Arsenal. The Gunners won, of course.
"Sane is a player from Schalke." And on Stones: "He's a player for Everton." Cheers, Pep.
Leicester's highly-rated left-back Ben Chilwell has signed a new five-year contract.
Gabriel Jesus is on the verge of leaving Palmeiras - but has not confirmed his destination.
West Ham lost 2-1 to NK Domzale in their Europa League third-round first-leg qualifier.
"These games are tough, but we didn't play well. They played well and deserved it," says Noble.
Plus a Paul Pogba poem that makes up deeply happy about our readership. Benteke to Arsenal
In the first of a new series, Nick Miller looks at the origins of famous football quotes. Spoiler: He never said it.
Man United are expected to complete a deal to sign Paul Pogba 'within the next 48 hours'.
Everton have struggled to sign players, but the mood is positive. Foundations have been laid.
Mario Mandzukic has dropped down the pecking order at Juventus. West Ham are also keen.
Jurgen Klopp claims he has “no idea” whether he will strengthen his Liverpool squad.
There's little danger of that, Petr. The Arsenal goalkeeper is very much on message with his club.
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