Body searches, alcohol restrictions, post-match segregation and a "robust policing plan". Crikey.
Vincent Kompany is being extra cautious to ensure his latest Man City comeback bid is not derailed.
A Liverpool fan is happy Gerrard slipped. Plus Histon's former Rooney mails in, and making sandwiches with Kante.
The thing to remember is that this definitely isn't Jose Mourinho's fault. Just look at that limited squad...
Liverpool's left-back, Arsenal's striker, Tottenham dropping off, Man United being solid and a whole lot more...
On Matip, Hazard, Sturridge, Mourinho, Tottenham's fatigue and Pardew's pride before a fall...
Frankly, "kids" would probably have managed to defend a little better on Sunday, Jose.
What in the blue heck has happened to Mkhitaryan? Some players just don't fit some clubs.
Former Everton striker Francis Jeffers has returned to the club as an academy coach.
It's the first post-Chelsea v Man United mailbox, and it's a cracker. Come in for lots and lots of fun...
Liverpool fans cannot keep him to themselves; we all need a bit of Jurgen and his warm humanity.
On Chris Smalling, Jose Mourinho, Eden Hazard, N'Golo Kante and some serious problems for Man United
Wenger gave little away, aside from confirming he would not last another 20 years. Oh, good.
You wait ages for a bus, then two come along at once. Klopp missed the first, but caught the second.
Sunderland's relegation might feel overdue, but the man quickly taking them down might lose his top-flight career
Arsene Wenger has explained why Arsenal found it difficult to sign Shkodran Mustafi from Valencia.
Moussa Sissoko is expecting to receive a three-match ban for elbowing Harry Arter in the face.
But David Luiz told Chelsea TV: "Every match is three points. It doesn't matter the opponent." Cold.
And there you go. Elbowing someone in the face is punishable, according to the FA (and people).
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