Would United fans rather Pogba stayed to develop then be sold, or signed for £100m now?
Surely nobody will have the temerity to wave those banners now? Plus, Harry Kane is defended.
Manchester City need John Stones to become great, but so too does English football. He's our Great Defensive Hope.
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
Was Mario Balotelli ever world class? Could Baggio, Pirlo and your drunk father really have been so wrong?
Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
The Manchester United striker/midfielder wants to become a manager or a coach one day.
They lost 1-0 to Atletico Madrid but new signing Vincent Janssen showed glimpses of his £17m worth.
Lyon do not believe Arsenal will return with a second offer for Alexandre Lacazette this summer.
What he doesn't mention: The 176 PL defeats. But it's still a good appointment for Sunderland.
He has joined Marseille on a season-long loan. Swansea really don't have many players left.
Daniel Sturridge is "pushing his body to the limits" in pre-season. Was that a hamstring I just heard?
Paul Pogba's protracted move to Man United 'can be' completed on Friday, according to reports.
Arsene Wenger admits he wants to add another attacking player to his Arsenal squad.
Because there really is only 16 days until this s**t gets going. Who needs what, quickly?
Bastian Schweinsteiger has announced his retirement from international football.
Congratulations to the waste of money. Plus Pogba, Liverpool's season is over, pizza is bad, and...
Paul Pogba and Gonzalo Higuain also get mentions. Is anybody a genuinely good footballer?
We can't think of any particular footballer Klopp means when he questions spending £100m.
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