"It could happen to any of us in high-profile sports positions," says Steve McClaren. Erm, no, it couldn't.
If not them, then Van Gaal, Wenger, Hiddink or Rooney will do. And where next for Sam?
Yer man Sam Allardyce features heavily, as does Skittles vodka and West Ham FanTV. Standard...
After making 11 managerial changes in 13 years, Abramovich is finally blaming Chelsea's players.
The lovely little Spaniard did not suit Chelsea's "defensive block" says Man United manager.
Former FA chairman Greg Dyke says Roy Hodgson would never have done anything so 'stupid'...
Wayne Rooney may not be risked as the media have made it difficult for him to play really badly.
Mesut Ozil has 'agreed' to sign a new contract at Arsenal, providing they meet two conditions.
Jose Mourinho admits he "feels sorry" for his friend and former England manager Sam Allardyce.
"He was being greedy or wanted to earn more money. He says he was trying to do a friend a favour."
Arguably the greatest goalkeeper of all time, and certainly the most influential. It's Lev Yashin...
Wijnaldum is finding it difficult adapting to a new role at Liverpool, but he enjoys the challenge.
Gabriel Jesus has revealed the two clubs he turned down in the summer to join Man City and why.
It's an absolutely massive gossip. Oh wait, no it isn't. United want a Swedish striker who isn't Zlatan.
Apparently Sam Allardyce once ate 11 fried eggs in a single sitting. And that makes him okay by Degs.
Jamie Vardy has revealed that tactical motives were behind his decision to reject Arsenal.
Liverpool forward Sadio Mane has been voted Player of the Month for August and September.
"I also think I need to do it for myself now," says Theo Walcott, who admits he "needs to repay people".
West Ham are investigating claims Andy Carroll and Darren Randolph were drunk on Tuesday afternoon
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