De Gea, Smalling, Martial and Borthwick-Jackson. The rest can f**k off, basically. Oh dear Louis...
Man United put in a performance in keeping with their season as they slumped to a 2-1 defeat to Sunderland.
We already knew it was the case, but hearing it still worries us. Rooney will start at the Euros, no doubt
Willian says that Chelsea are in confident mood after 'killing' Newcastle in the first 20 minutes at Stamford Bridge.
Newcastle were as terrible as Chelsea were excellent as the Blues eased to a 5-1 victory.
Southampton are one point behind Man United after beating Swansea 1-0 on Saturday.
Wayne Rooney was critical of Man United and fears for their top-four chances after losing to Sunderland.
Troy Deeney scored twice as Watford beat Crystal Palace 2-1. Get him on the ferry, Roy.
Norwich allowed a two-goal lead to evaporate again as West Ham fought back to earn a 2-2 draw.
Stoke halted a run of three straight defeats with an impressive 3-1 win at Bournemouth.
Everton had 76% of the possession and 32 attempts, but, y'know, Tony Pulis and all that.
Ozil has told Arsenal he wants to leave, Liverpool could sign Camacho, Icardi rejects United.
Lucas Moura has explained his reasons behind turning down United to join PSG three years ago.
Van Gaal has rued an "unbelievable" spate of injuries at United after Matteo Darmian was ruled out.
Jurgen Klopp has confirmed that he is "not David Copperfield", and that his Liverpool revival will take time.
"I don’t feel so much responsibility as I did in other teams," says Luis of joining Barca from Liverpool.
Mesut Ozil is the subject of transfer interest from unnamed clubs, according to his 'representative'.
Jose is the favourite for the United job, but here are five alternatives. Louis could stay, y'know...
Arsene Wenger is not concerned by Olivier Giroud's recent slump of form in front of goal.
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