Alexis forgot the guests. Theo didn't pick up the cake. Mesut has no party hats. At least Laurent remembered
"The match official thinks it's onside, I definitely think it's offside." The poor bugger.
"For my birthday they have given me three points against Copenhagen and three points today."
"It's one of those days when you cannot believe you lost the game," rues Ronald Koeman.
Arsenal had Petr Cech to thank as Middlesbrough threatened to come away from the Emirates with a win.
Ahmed Musa's first goal for Leicester helped the Premier League champions ease to a 3-1 victory over Crystal Palace.
Scott Arfield's dramatic injury-time goal fired Burnley to an impressive victory over Everton.
Winston Reid piled more misery on David Moyes with a 94th minute winner as West Ham beat Sunderland.
Two stunning goals from Xherdan Shaqiri fired Stoke City to a 2-0 victory at Premier League strugglers Hull.
Bob Bradley earned his first point as Swansea boss as Watford came away from the Liverpool stadium with a draw.
Bournemouth were arguably the better side, but neither they nor Tottenham could find a goal.
Liverpool want a striker with a £44.6m release clause, and Bellerin has his say on the Barca rumours.
Ryan Giggs explains why David Moyes struggled to such a great degree as Man United manager.
Jose Mourinho has finally admitted that he was sacked as Chelsea manager, not 'mutually consented'.
There's no doubt about the big one (THE RETURN) but we are also keen to see some Jack, Liverpool v bus and more...
Ryan Giggs has opened up on his tenure as Manchester United assistant manager.
It might surprise you, but Man United have six players here to Chelsea's five. Poor Memphis...
Henrikh Mkhitaryan has been left 'confused and unhappy' with his role at Manchester United.
Has he been lost down the back of the sofa? Plus The Sun, Fabregas, Vieira, and making football fun.
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