We make no apology for sticking with this. Plus, Steven Caulker nails it and Harry has an idea.
Victory over Real Madrid brings rare joy. Remember when they beat them to the La Liga title?
Lucas would have left Liverpool in 2010 if Mascherano stayed. Now he's their longest-serving player.
The more they spend, the worse that defence gets. Stones is still learning, Otamendi is a lost cause...
Barcelona might want Kyle Walker but will they pay £60m for him? And Hazard to Real...
Giggs? Scholes? Keane? Nope. Zidane? Let's be honest, none of them can hold a candle to Gary Mac.
Arsenal should sign Wayne Rooney so he can shout at people. Harry Redknapp says so. Deal with it.
Jose Mourinho has bemoaned Man United's schedule, but then he fails to rest his key players. Hmmm.
De Boer was offered the Liverpool job in 2012 before Brendan took it. He explains why he turned it down.
"I lost my head a bit and tried to take him out thinking 'Who's this young player coming in and nutmegging me?'"
Franck Kessie would not turn Chelsea down, but his "dream" is of playing for Manchester United.
Loved wherever he has played, but why has he struggled for wider acclaim?
29% of his tackles for the season in 87 minutes? This was a newer, more determined Aguero. And we loved it...
Wayne Shaw even blames Alexis Sanchez and David Ospina for getting "carried away".
Here's a thought, Jose: Rest some of your bloody players, man. He criticises the fixture schedule yet again.
Nasri and Koscielny team up for the first time in a while to offer their support to Arsene Wenger.
And you thought John Stones was playing poorly. He insists he is "going in the right direction". So there.
While everyone else is praising Man United and Jose Mourinho, you can always rely on Roy Keane...
It still seems unlikely that Rooney will leave before Tuesday's CSL deadline, but his agent is in China for talks.
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