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Jamie Carragher says Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba must step up at Manchester United.
Jose Mourinho is charged with misconduct over comments he made about referee Anthony Taylor.
Alex Iwobi says that he had the chance to join West Ham as a youngster before moving to Arsenal.
Jose Mourinho dedicated the win over Manchester City to United's adoring fans on Wednesday.
Police made seven arrests after violence marred West Ham's EFL Cup London derby win over Chelsea.
Jose Mourinho says Marcos Rojo "played phenomenally" in Man United's victory over Man City.
Jose Mourinho has praised the performance of Ander Herrera in the 1-0 victory over Man City.
David Moyes had no idea who Chris Kavanagh was when asked after Sunderland's defeat to Saints.
Simon Mignolet has warned Jurgen Klopp that he is not content with sitting on the Liverpool bench.
Pep Guardiola admits it feels strange to suffer his worst ever run of results as a manager.
Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United avoided each other in the draw for the EFL Cup quarter-finals.
It could have been a terrible evening for United, but Mata gets the goal. Six games without a win for City...
West Ham reached the quarter-finals of the EFL Cup with a deserved 2-1 victory over Chelsea.
We'd all be a little bit annoyed if someone moved our knives and forks, but it's only a minor inconvenience.
Sofiane Boufal scored his first ever goal for Southampton as they beat Sunderland 1-0 in the EFL Cup.
Magic man is on magic form on Manchester United. Plus Depay is one of the slowest players in England. Sure...
Who are the Premier League's biggest improvers? Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool and Spurs all represented
Petr Cech, Jose Mourinho, Shinji Okazaki, David Moyes and Fernandinho; come on down...
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