It has been a brilliant summer for England's young teams. Rather than mistrust hope, we must embrace it...
Because we bloody love researching stats for nerdy features. Andy is there twice.
Arsene Wenger has been having a chat with Gerard Houllier about Alexandre Lacazette, claim Lyon.
"The superstar" Mario Balotelli has signed a new one-year deal with Nice. Good for him.
Olivier Giroud has a "secret hope" at Arsenal that is keeping him in north London. Guess what it is.
Juan Roman Riquelme was certainly not perfect, but this was a man that defined what it meant to wear No.10.
Chelsea identified a replacement for Oscar in January but couldn't get him. They still managed.
And it is Besiktas who deliver the bad news. Anderson Talisca is not headed to Man United.
The world has been left reeling amid claims from Pogba that Mbappe and Dembele both "have a head".
Most likely in between sips of sangria, Luis Garcia has praised new Liverpool signing Mohamed Salah.
Stefan Kuntz sounds like the nicest man ever. He lied to his mum about *that* Three Lions '98 joke.
Gigi Donnarumma needs to take lessons from Joleon Lescott. He has closed his social accounts.
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
Joan Laporta has shed some light on the potential reason for Man United's failure to sign Ronaldinho.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
Rick Parry admits that Liverpool decided to sign Jermain Pennant and Peter Crouch over Dani Alves.
"The one player who has helped me a lot would be Per." They do look awfully cute together.
Sweden legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic is likely to depart Manchester United this summer.
Paul Pogba can "handle it" if Antoine Griezmann chose to move to Man City this summer. Not that he will.