Excellent form, but why be a d*ck? Plus, lots of own goals, #Joseout (ish) and lots more...
But Chelsea are not on his list of five potential champions. Did he not see that 4-0 drubbing?
And by 'this pair' we mean Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard. Harry says it's 'too soon' for them.
There's not a lot about United's actual performance...just their line-up. Plus, Spurs and tears...
Seriously, are people still singing this kind of nonsense? What next? Bananas?
"It’s very self-centred from Jose and all me, me, me," says Paul Parker about that hotel 'nonsense'.
Plus, PSG target Antoine Griezmann and Mamadou Sakho is on his way out of Liverpool in January...
Sir Alex Ferguson says Liverpool must be considered title contenders under Jurgen Klopp.
"We knew how big this game was," says the Man United full-back. He describes the win as "massive".
Jamie Carragher says Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba must step up at Manchester United.
From Chris Brass to Jamie Pollock via Jamie and Jody Craddock, who doesn't love a ridiculous own goal?
"Will I be the next to sign? Let's hope so," he says. We're not sure whether Spurs feel the same.
Jose Mourinho is charged with misconduct over comments he made about referee Anthony Taylor.
Alex Iwobi says that he had the chance to join West Ham as a youngster before moving to Arsenal.
"The task I've been asked to pick up hasn't changed," says the England caretaker manager. He is a company man.
Jose Mourinho dedicated the win over Manchester City to United's adoring fans on Wednesday.
Police made seven arrests after violence marred West Ham's EFL Cup London derby win over Chelsea.
Jose Mourinho says Marcos Rojo "played phenomenally" in Man United's victory over Man City.
Jose Mourinho has praised the performance of Ander Herrera in the 1-0 victory over Man City.
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