Also, Louis van Gaal can learn a lot from Claudio Ranieri, and Paul Scholes needs to be quiet.
Van Gaal's United feels like a poor tribute act, a long-term relationship without sex. We miss Fergie.
Daniel Sturridge has 69 Liverpool appearances to his name. He has missed 58 through injury.
Van Gaal has achieved almost every objective at United. If only it wasn't so hard to watch...
With Coquelin out for three months, we look at five potential midfield signings for Arsenal in January.
Rafa just wants a sofa in a world of lamps at Real. His dream job is slipping away, but it's not his fault.
Louis van Gaal really doesn't like James Wilson, does he? The striker has joined Brighton on loan
Hummels to hand in a transfer request, Arsenal chase Bender, and Townsend and Shelvey are wanted.
Van Gaal demands more pace, but has offered no evidence at Old Trafford that he knows how to use it
Merse has offered to act as mentor to Villa midfielder Jack Grealish. Because that is bound to end well.
Arsenal fans, Wenger wants to spend in January! "If I find the right quality." Oh.
Dejan Lovren says all Liverpool’s players have “changed their opinion of football” since Jurgen arrived.
United and Chelsea captains make shortlist of famous footballers from votes by half-arsed players.
"They're just a defending team with attackers," says Owen. Scholes has repeated his "boring" jibe.
Grealish going on the lash after a defeat is not professional behaviour, says Villa boss.
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