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The price is £6m for Brad Smith, a left-back with five Premier League appearances to his name.
Plus Arsenal and Spurs both want Wissam Ben Yedder, and Fellaini could be off to Sunderland
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
Just over two weeks until the season starts. Need to fill a squad place? Then come on in
Ten Premier League clubs have entered the EFL Trophy. Each of the teams are here.
Some people would probably sell this as a BLAST at Jose Mourinho. We can't be arsed.
Zinedine Zidane says Real Madrid are still very much interested in that lad Paul Pogba.
Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham are all out.
That's the problem with Degsy winning money: he ends up in a casino trying to sell his teeth.
Besiktas are back on the trail of Liverpool outcast Mario Balotelli, according to reports.
There are some big Premier League clubs with some big gaps. Who wants to follow Park Chu-Young?
Arsenal will look to sign an experienced defender with Per Mertesacker out for "some months".
An idea that came at four in the morning. Which players are defined by one, famous moment?
...because the Daily Telegraph love online debate more than yer ma loves...
Sadio Mane has explained why he rejected overtures from Man United to join Liverpool.
Cesc says Wenger "was like a second father" to him, which is "not normal" in modern football.
Arsene Wenger insists Arsenal's transfer plans will remain "secret" this summer. Lyon's won't.
Brendan Rodgers believes Liverpool can secure Champions League qualification this season.
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