Plus why Jack Grealish is never allowed to leave his house when Aston Villa lose. He'll need to get supplies delivered.
Alexis Sanchez played 90 minutes once again - with Arsene Wenger insisting a "break makes him tired".
Jose Mourinho and Diego Costa made up with "a few kisses and cuddles" after an on-pitch bust-up.
Arsene Wenger refutes claims that he doesn't like to spend money. "Come and have a night out with me"...
Sven is trying to sell China to Wayne Rooney and says the striker will still be world class in three years.
But frankly we don't believe him. Wayne Rooney will surely be back to face PSV and then Leicester City.
Plus why Leicester are allowed to be excited, Jack Grealish and Arsenal's glum mood
Newcastle's flops are just as angry at their performances, apparently. You don't have to watch it, Papiss.
Louis van Gaal was quiet on Arjen Robben after supposedly being misquoted over Cristiano Ronaldo.
Liverpool's Dejan Lovren is gushing with praise for the "unbelievable" Roberto Firmino.
Steven Gerrard is excited to work with Jurgen and "see what he's about and try and learn a few things from him".
Arsene Wenger says Francis Coquelin will be out for three months with a knee ligament injury
Arsenal face a Champions League showdown with Olympiacos after comfortably beating Dinamo 3-0.
Chelsea edged closer to knockout qualification with a 4-0 victory away at Maccabi Tel-Aviv.
Barcelona and Bayern Munich reinforced their status as 'quite good' with commanding CL wins.
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