Southampton have lost 39% of their league goals from last season. That and more, here...
Ben Yedder had reportedly been a target for Arsenal, as well as subject to interest from Tottenham and West Ham.
Pretty sure that's at least slightly oxymoronic, Jose Mourinho. Still, we get what you mean...
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
"What he said gave me a special feeling," Matic said. Those Antonio Conte sweet nothings...
"We will be a challenger, we will fight for everything." Big talk from Jurgen Klopp.
"If you have had players, you know more about them. You want to learn about other players." Fair enough.
Ready for more days of constant updates on Paul Pogba's future. Good, you're in luck.
...And so Simon Mignolet breathes a massive smile of relief.
No Jackett required at Molineux. Things are getting really weird at Wolves...
Would United fans rather Pogba stayed to develop then be sold, or signed for £100m now?
It is unlikely the proposed £100m fee for Paul Pogba will ever be forgotten. These might have been.
It's the most positive TV profile yet. Everybody thinks she's bloody ace apart from the idiots...
Plus, a u-turn on Tim Fosu-Mensah, the hair of Paul Pogba, a strong Football Whisper and...
It kind of makes sense. Memphis Depay to Lyon is the hottest whisper right now. And there are loads.
Surely nobody will have the temerity to wave those banners now? Plus, Harry Kane is defended.
Manchester City need John Stones to become great, but so too does English football. He's our Great Defensive Hope.
Was Mario Balotelli ever world class? Could Baggio, Pirlo and your drunk father really have been so wrong?
Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
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