Lyon do not believe Arsenal will return with a second offer for Alexandre Lacazette this summer.
Plus, a u-turn on Tim Fosu-Mensah, the hair of Paul Pogba, a strong Football Whisper and...
Was Mario Balotelli ever world class? Could Baggio, Pirlo and your drunk father really have been so wrong?
Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
There have already been a f**kload of transfers completed this summer. They're all in here.
Daniel Sturridge is "pushing his body to the limits" in pre-season. Was that a hamstring I just heard?
Paul Pogba's protracted move to Man United 'can be' completed on Friday, according to reports.
Arsene Wenger admits he wants to add another attacking player to his Arsenal squad.
Because there really is only 16 days until this s**t gets going. Who needs what, quickly?
Bastian Schweinsteiger has announced his retirement from international football.
Congratulations to the waste of money. Plus Pogba, Liverpool's season is over, pizza is bad, and...
Paul Pogba and Gonzalo Higuain also get mentions. Is anybody a genuinely good footballer?
We can't think of any particular footballer Klopp means when he questions spending £100m.
"Come on, it's not (like that). Three times late, do you think I should (sell him)?" says Kloppy.
It's a list that could soon feature John Stones... just above Luis Suarez and under Kaka. Crazy times.
James Milner is expected to be used as an emergency left-back by Liverpool this season.
Howe to replace Wenger, Van Persie to Rangers (!), Real go from Pogba to Sissoko (!!)
The year is 2016, and Didier Drogba is still scoring against Arsenal. The Gunners won, of course.
"Sane is a player from Schalke." And on Stones: "He's a player for Everton." Cheers, Pep.
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