And no, they don't mean Neymar. They mean the sporting director who worked with him at Porto.
"I need to keep developing and learning a new style of play here," says the £35m summer signing.
Whatever he did, it certainly worked. Harry Winks was excellent in Tottenham's 1-1 draw against Real.
Kevin de Bruyne and David Silva had a little argument at half-time. It was hilarious. Do watch.
'"What the f*** was that? What the f*** were you doing?. You're both a f***ing joke. You're a disgrace."'
Man United want Aaron Martin, Ben Woodburn interesting Barcelona, Leicester manager bumf...
Christmas Eve is still possible, but Arsenal and Liverpool could also play on Friday 22. Busy.
Shay Given explains how Craig Bellamy and John Carver once engaged in 'Wrestlemania Toon'.
David de Gea is not only the best keeper in the world, he is the second best ever in the PL.
Mesut Ozil has a supporter in Robert Pires. Arsenal should spend more. Mesut is "angry".
Sissoko and Winks in central midfield? Vertonghen at left wing-back. Llorente up front. Poch is God.
Cavani and Neymar don't have to be friends to succeed. They just have to be "professional".
Man United made a silly mistake. Silly billies. Plus Spanish commentary, Mike Ashley at Arsenal and...
Shocking, we know. Liverpool "will try to use this result" going forward, but Tottenham will be tough.
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