Because we bloody love researching stats for nerdy features. Andy is there twice.
Olivier Giroud has a "secret hope" at Arsenal that is keeping him in north London. Guess what it is.
Arsene Wenger has been having a chat with Gerard Houllier about Alexandre Lacazette, claim Lyon.
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
"The one player who has helped me a lot would be Per." They do look awfully cute together.
Arturo Vidal thinks Bayern Munich would "improve" with Alexis Sanchez in their side next season.
Olivier Giroud is hoping that he will become Arsenal's main striker next season.
Plus Rafael Benitez getting frustrated, Chelsea's double swoop and Mourinho eyeing Kane
Monaco will offer Kylian Mbappe a 900% pay rise in an attempt to stop him from leaving the club
Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez is wanted by Valencia, potentially leaving Wenger with a headache
Arsene Wenger is interested in signing Anthony Martial should he miss out on the signing of Kylian Mbappe
Arsenal and Liverpool want Mbappe but the Gunners may settle for Lacazette. United want a Barca defender but don't look like getting him...
Supposed Arsenal and Liverpool target 'wants to make the next step in his career'. Just one problem...