...And surprisingly the missing words aren’t ‘you believe in a load of old guff’. Gossip is here.
"The stick he gets, it really annoys me, it jars me," says Wright, days after Gerrard criticised Ozil.
The clock is ticking and there are some players who desperately need out. Top of the shop is Diego Costa...
The Daily Mirror say he has told Arsene Wenger 'face to face' that money will not sway him.
Arsenal's quartet have struggled, Liverpool have a scorer and a Man United keeper shines. And Chelsea...
Jack Wilshere was sent off for Arsenal's U-23s and then offered to 'sit down' with Sun man.
Conte's 'crisis', Spurs and Wembley, Mkhitaryan and Pogba, Marco Silva and Newcastle dismay. All here...
That back five? Xhaka and Ramsey? Plus, who is your club's main man? And love for rivals, Chelsea and more...
And the £30m that Liverpool want for Mamadou Sakho is too much for Palace. Football is funny...
Oh and Wembley is 'hell on earth right now'. We read the newspapers so you don't have to, you lucky things.
Those of you playing transfer bingo can tick off 'instigates training-ground fight'. Does Mbappe want out?
Wenger made one change to Arsenal's defence from the 4-3 win over Leicester. Poor Rob Holding.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, City and United have been linked with PAE since 2016. Fancy your chances?
Bid farewell to Carl Jenkinson, but he will be back as he always is. Cohen Bramall will keep him company.
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