We'd love to say the Mailbox is split, but it is united in crowning this a terrible idea. Plus Arsenal, Palace and...
Roll up, roll up for your latest update on Arsenal target Alexandre Lacazette. He "wants to leave".
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
We did this a year ago, and figures have got more silly again. Will we ever stop being surprised?
There have been 91 signings made by Premier League clubs for at least £20m. Who has made the most?
It has been a brilliant summer for England's young teams. Rather than distrust hope, we must embrace it...
German publication Kicker say Bayern Munich have gone cold on the Chilean after doing the maths.
Wouldn't we all, Mikael, wouldn't we all? Basically because it is absolute codswallop.
Because we bloody love researching stats for nerdy features. Andy is there twice.
Olivier Giroud has a "secret hope" at Arsenal that is keeping him in north London. Guess what it is.
Arsene Wenger has been having a chat with Gerard Houllier about Alexandre Lacazette, claim Lyon.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
"The one player who has helped me a lot would be Per." They do look awfully cute together.
Arturo Vidal thinks Bayern Munich would "improve" with Alexis Sanchez in their side next season.