We'd love to say the Mailbox is split, but it is united in crowning this a terrible idea. Plus Arsenal, Palace and...
Roll up, roll up for your latest update on Arsenal target Alexandre Lacazette. He "wants to leave".
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
Olivier Giroud has a "secret hope" at Arsenal that is keeping him in north London. Guess what it is.
Arsene Wenger has been having a chat with Gerard Houllier about Alexandre Lacazette, claim Lyon.
"The one player who has helped me a lot would be Per." They do look awfully cute together.
Arsenal could still signMbappe. *Could*. United's next signing is imminent, and Conte has two targets.
Oh, and he'll be 'replaced' by Kylian Mbappe, of course. Yes, this will certainly happen...
Matic to Manchester United, Aubameyang to Man City and an Oxlade-Chamberlain completist...
Romelu Lukaku is Chelsea's obvious choice, but Cole throws up two other Premier League candidates.
Arsenal want another midfielder, Chelsea to finally get going, could Palace appoint former Juve boss?
Darren Burgess worked under Hodgson, Dalglish and Rodgers at Liverpool. Now Wenger wants him.
It's a 'footballers on holiday' special, but someone has also predicted the PL table after five games.
Bayern 'fear' that Sanchez's ridiculous wage demands are an attempt to force through a move to Man City.