A brilliant 60 seconds, Pep is a massive fraud again, and a non-Garth Crooks Team of the Week.
Thirty-one players are still yet to even be named on a Premier League bench for a game this season...
On Liverpool without Coutinho, Pep Guardiola, Antonio Conte, Chelsea's defence and Jose Mourinho...
We thought they'd be brilliant; now we feel short-changed. Alli, Martial, Mahrez and Xhaka feature...
Burnley boss Sean Dyche believes diving could be stamped out within six months.
George Boyd grabs winner in entertaining clash at Turf Moor.
Which players have played fewer PL minutes this season in comparison to last? One per club...
Watch the goals flow at Old Trafford. Cheeky Punt is also expecting Alan Pardew to go full David Brent.
Goal music is hated, but if we don't let it bring the terraces together in love, love will tear us apart again.
West Ham v Man City sounds good but you know Preston v Arsenal screams telly.
Marc Muniesa scores his first ever Premier League goal as Stoke beat Burnley.
Our Degsy is backing wins for United, Liverpool, Arsenal and Tottenham. But what of City v Chelsea?
Just look at Jordan Henderson. The Prem also boasts Europe's best dribblers, creators and tacklers
Simple, really. From the current bottom ten teams in the Premier League, who are the best players?
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