It turns out Tottenham paid less in agent fees over the past two windows than Bournemouth. Cool.
Manchester United tipped to win to nil, while Leroy Sane and Dele Alli to both continue their scoring runs...
Silva, Hazard, Tottenham, King and even Granit bloody Xhaka are winners. West Ham and Pep? Erm...
Burnley played a Premier League match at home and managed to win it. Colour us shocked and all sorts.
If you think Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City or Tottenham signings are safe, you are most certainly wrong.
Lots on Sam Allardyce, West Ham, Lucas Leiva, Ross Barkley, Anthony Martial and plenty more...
Paul Merson says Sean Dyche should get the Arsenal job; even Sean Dyche thinks that's mad.
Spurs close the gap to Chelsea to just seven points as Burnley lose only a fourth home game of the season.
There is plenty more on Arsenal's decline, United's summer plans and the Checkatrade Trophy final.
But fear not, Arsenal fans. Liverpool and United are beating Everton and West Brom. So sixth place is safe.
Who is each Premier League club's best tackler, creator, dribbler, convertor and, erm...toucher...?
To repeat, as ever, this is not our opinion but our estimation of…
It's Friday, and so it's time to forget the ills of the world around us as we all partake in a lovely quiz.
England defender discusses proving United wrong and using Republic of Ireland for international experience...
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