Which team makes Degsy so horny he could do a goat? There's only one way to find out - if you really want to.
Sean Dyche says Burnley face a "big challenge" in terms of strengthening their squad this summer.
Jurgen Klopp, Antonio Conte, Jose Mourinho and Hull City. There is no doubt who is to blame for their fall...
Josh King fired Bournemouth into the top half of the Premier League with a late goal to down Burnley.
After successes on Friday and Saturday, Cheeky tips Tottenham to give United 'a proper paddling'...
Almost every Premier League has experimented with a three-man defence, but are managers just lazy?
And Gary Neville agrees that he gets "cuddled" at Burnley so the transition will be difficult.
Barcelona are reluctant to pay £76m for Coutinho. Plus, Aguero rules out Man United...
Sean Dyche has a warning over Man United and Liverpool's chances of signing Michael Keane.
Swansea top the winners, quickly followed by Slaven Bilic. Spurs are losers, and so too is Jose Mourinho
"We have all been aligned with our thinking for what Burnley Football Club stands for," says Dyche.
Sam Vokes scored late to rescue a point for Burnley in a 2-2 draw with West Brom.
Arsenal will end Manchester United's unbeaten run on Sunday. And don't expect goals at Anfield.
No prizes for guessing who wins goal of the week, but Bailly, Cech, Ronaldo and a Chelsea loanee feature too.