Cheeky reckons Nicholas Lyndhurst > Nicolas Otamendi, so back Spurs. And Giroud. And goals at Anfield.
Lincoln stunned Ipswich with a stoppage-time goal from Nathan Arnold. Magic and all that.
This one was never in doubt...it was Burnley at home after all.
Bamford and Ake, both young players subjected to Chelsea's criticised loan system. They are both proof it works...
Barton confirms Arsenal were interested in signing him when he left Newcastle in 2011.
Tottenham and the swarm, Lallana, Kane, Guardiola, Pogba, Moyes, Stones and Bravo. A busy weekend
Burnley boss talked up match-winner Joey Barton but Claude Puel struggled to accept defeat...
Joey Barton netted the winner on his return for Burnley as Southampton were beaten at Turf Moor...
Degsy likes Man United, Man City, Defoe to score first and fancies Chelsea's lead to be cut again
Burnley rank 10th for operating profit across Europe, and fourth for net profit. What?
What's the glamour tie, you ask? Erm, that would be Chelsea vs Brentford. The fiercest derby in the land.
Huzzah, bonus conclusions. Arsenal, Pep Guardiola, Mark Hughes, Brighton, QPR and a struggling competition...
Burnley boss Sean Dyche has challenged Joey Barton to bring his will to win back to the club.
Neither Sunderland or Burnley could come out on top in a scoreless affair.