Who win more points when their captain doesn't start? Who is aimless without their on-pitch leader?
On those crippling Manchester United draws, Liverpool, Alexis Sanchez, Paul Clement and Craig Shakespare
Fernando Llorente's brace included an added-time winner to give Swansea a big win...
Cheeky is backing the Merseyside v north London 1-1 draw. Liverpool beat Arsenal, but Spurs take down Everton.
"As a man, as a player, he's been top drawer," says Sean Dyche as he ponders life without Joey Barton...
Burnley, with their dull kit and ever more dull club shop. Oh, and Colombian butt-lifting jeans...
You know the rules: the big clubs are on the TV a bit. Some games have been moved about too. Come see.
Harry Kane, Christian Eriksen and Cesc Fabregas feature high up the winners. So too does Big Sam...
But, as we all know, 'want doesn't get'. City would want £60m for Aguero and Rabiot wants a 'big club'.
Signing Dembele as Rooney's replacement is like trading in your old, broken-down car for a Ferrari.
Michael Keane denied Hull an important win with a late goal for Burnley in a 1-1 draw on Saturday.
Sean Dyche praises midfielder before pitching the worst idea for a reality TV show - 'Being Joey'.
Cheeky Punt is still scouting around for a price on Romero eating a steak bake on TV. Enjoy this in the meantime.
Curbishley hopes to help young British managers prove themselves in the lower leagues.
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