Morata goalposts have moved again. Woah, he's coming from Ibiza. Woah, from the island...
A fair bit of push-back in the mails over Nemanja Matic? When was the last time United got a bargain?
We did this a year ago, and figures have got more silly again. Will we ever stop being surprised?
Can the last player on the fringes of Arsenal's first-team turn off the light on the way out?
After a long, long wait, someone has finally asked Raul Meireles about Cristiano Ronaldo's future.
We'd love to say the Mailbox is split, but it is united in crowning this a terrible idea. Plus Arsenal, Palace and...
Premier League clubs have spent £250million already this summer. It's still June.
Knock Chelsea all you want, but they do it better than anyone else. Traore scored four goals in three years.
It has been a brilliant summer for England's young teams. Rather than distrust hope, we must embrace it...
Yes, Chelsea will pretty much double their money on a player they will replace with Tiemoue Bakayoko for less.
Man United will not get Harry Kane for less than £200m, while Liverpool's midfield target is an exorbitant price.
Chelsea identified a replacement for Oscar in January but couldn't get him. They still managed.
Because we bloody love researching stats for nerdy features. Andy is there twice.
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...