Plus some love for Conte and Walcott, hate for England, and conflict over Rooney. Obviously.
Chelsea are willing to offer £25million for Fabinho, but only offered James Rodriguez a loan move. Apparently.
The Spaniard takes to Twitter and insists he and Antonio Conte continue to "count" on each other.
Antonio Conte says Chelsea are intent on improving their squad before the transfer deadline.
Chelsea continued their 100 per cent start to the season against Burnley but Conte says more is to come.
The Blues continue their 100 per cent start to the season by thrashing Burnley at Stamford Bridge.
Plus, Chelsea turn to former Bolton man Marcos Alonso and Newcastle get six offers for Moussa Sissoko.
The Italian has raised doubts whether he will be able to meet the club's targets without new signings.
Julen Lopetegui has left Cesc Fabregas and Iker Casillas out of his first Spain squad.
Plus lots more on Mourinho, Chelsea's instability and some suggestions for new topics...
European clubs are happy to take our overpaid, unwanted players, but only on loan and only with a subsidy...
Napoli are in talks to sign Mangala on loan, which could allow Chelsea to land Koulibaly.
The forgotten man is confident he can finally establish himself with Antonio Conte at the helm.
Jordan Henderson is not the only first-team regular who should be looking over his shoulder nervously...
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