Can Wenger salvage something from this season, or is this Conte's day? Time for Xhaka to perform.
And it wasn't "I bloody love sacking Jose Mourinho". Nope, all Roman wanted was an "identity".
Cheeky Punt is excited for an FA Cup final in the sun. And he expects Hazard and Conte to shine again.
'I had everything in Paris then I took a risk to come back to one country that was not that happy with me.'
"I did it because it was Chelsea and I wanted to make clear I’m not Chelsea anymore," said Jose Mourinho.
Peter G crunches the numbers to shatter a few myths and ask a few questions...
Fernando Llorente played a key role in Swansea's survival, but he could have had a PL winner's medal.
"All I care about is celebrating with my Chelsea fans." They aren't yours, John. Steady on, buddy.
It's that time of year again. Kante, Kane and Can feature highly, but so do some who might feel a little more sheepish...
Sunday's parade has been cancelled out of both respect and fear; it would have been "inappropriate".
Theo Walcott is no longer the most expensive 16-year-old ever. Who hold the records for ages 13 to 37?
And for once it isn't an unnamed Chinese Super League club. Tianjin Quanjian speak out over Diego Costa.
Costa not off to China, Walker and Sanchez to City, stars say, Azpilicueta staying put
One said Chelsea would win the title; one backed Spurs for top four; all five embarrassed ourselves.