Cheeky Punt is still scouting around for a price on Romero eating a steak bake on TV. Enjoy this in the meantime.
Everton tried to sign Rooney in January. They will do so again in the summer. Plus Bonucci and Alves.
Both of the last managers to win the Premier League title have been sacked the next season. Conte is ready.
Warning: Includes Mary Poppins, Carlton Cole, tinkering, being Scottish, and his mum's obsession with Damien Duff.
Chelsea wanted Inter Milan winger but their offer came only 48 hours before the deadline, says his agent...
He is the 14th top scorer in Premier League history and yet he has never been appreciated...
Who are the young guns? Who are the old fogies? Which side accounts for 21 of the 50 youngest PL starting XIs?
Barcelona might want Kyle Walker but will they pay £60m for him? And Hazard to Real...
Franck Kessie would not turn Chelsea down, but his "dream" is of playing for Manchester United.
Eden Hazard reckons Chelsea already have some teams beaten before they run out at Stamford Bridge.
Wait, Shaun Maloney is still in the Premier League? And so is Fraizer Campbell?
On Joey Barton, dickery, Diego Costa, Tottenham, magic, Claudio Ranieri and Cesc Fabregas...
"They've got one over us," admits Man United striker prepared to face Chelsea in cup.
"I have so many things to think about," says Jose. Chelsea can concentrate on the cup as they've won the PL.
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