Kind words for Harry Kane and Slaven Bilic, less so for Wayne Rooney, Jose Mourinho and Philippe Coutinho...
Eden Hazard is off to many different places, Vardy to Spurs or Liverpool, Arsenal eye Sane, Lukaku to PSG
Jamie Vardy became only the eighth player to score in seven straight PL games as Leicester beat Palace 1-0.
Crystal Palace have invested in a 'hamstring machine' in an attempt to nurse Marouane Chamakh back to full fitness.
"They have various offensive options, all of which are problematic," says Palace boss Alan Pardew.
Raheem Sterling, Georginio Wijnaldum, Ander Herrera, Eden Hazard and Daniel Sturridge feature.
Alan Pardew says Dwight Gayle's (correct) red card "knocked the occasion" as Palace lost to WHam.
Manuel Lanzini and Dimitri Payet both scored late goals Crystal Palace lost 3-1 against West Ham
It's "a top-of-the-table encounter", says wonderfully smug Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew.
Alan Pardew has hailed a sports psychologist as his 'mentor' after helping the Crystal Palace manager to control his emotions.
Arsenal, Everton and Manchester United will all be shown live on TV on Boxing Day.
It's rare that we would applaud the smashing of a wage structure. But this is exciting.
Only five of them are in Roy Hodgson's squad. Surely Wilfried Zaha is better than Adam Lallana?
When he's not getting dribbled past, he's losing possession or taking wayward shots...
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