And no, we don't mean Kevin Stewart. Gareth Southgate is a pretty lucky boy...
Yer man Sam Allardyce features heavily, as does Skittles vodka and West Ham FanTV. Standard...
Lots of high-profile winners but Arsenal are top. Everton are in the other list.
Crystal Palace snatched all three points in injury time as they overcame Sunderland 3-2.
Alan Pardew has spoken of his appreciation for the size of the task facing Sunderland's David Moyes.
Plus Arsenal to beat Chelsea, Man United to score but concede and Spurs to drop points at 'Boro...
Nice things about Arsenal, Ander Herrera and Loris Karius, not about Vincent Kompany or West Ham
Charlie Austin's fourth goal in three matches helped Southampton knock Crystal Palace out of the League Cup.
One passes a lot and the other is forever being dispossessed. And who are biggest tacklers in Europe?
Alex Iwobi is a delight to watch. Tony Pulis was a tactical innovator. Antonio Conte was not.
Jose's biggest problem could be off the pitch; our biggest winners are across the city.
Crystal Palace demolished Stoke 4-1 at Selhurst Park to leave the Potters rooted to the foot of the table.
It's double standards, says Alan Pardew. Poor Chunky and Sparky, getting picked on by referees.
Pape Souare faces up to six months out but should make a full recovery following a car crash.
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