One point from four games. This was never the perfect marriage, and forget the honeymoon
There's been a fair bit of business so far. Some of which you probably missed...
Andy Carroll lit up the London Stadium with a stunning bicycle kick in a much-needed win for West Ham...
Suddenly all is not right at Liverpool, and all is well at Old Trafford. Jurgen Klopp would take a draw right now...
Crystal Palace have signed midfielder Jeffrey Schlupp from Leicester for £12m. That's £12m. £12m.
David Moyes has confirmed that Sunderland have rejected a £7m bid from Palace for full-back Patrick van Aanholt.
Once a part of English football's finest ever club side, Ray Houghton is now a part of the punditry furniture.
New Lingard deal, Evra to Crystal Palace, Payet to Chelsea and plenty more besides...
Degsy likes Man United, Man City, Defoe to score first and fancies Chelsea's lead to be cut again
Lallana to Barcelona or Juventus, Man United vs Chelsea for Bakayoko, Downing to Palace
Jeff Schlupp is worth £12m, it says here. He does have a Premier League winner's medal, to be fair...
It always seemed weird, Sam Allardyce wanting to sell Benteke. He's staying at Palace, folks.
Oh and a price tag of £15m on Memphis Depay. Things are really hotting up (they're not).
Crystal Palace have appointed Sammy Lee as the new assistant to new boss Sam Allardyce.
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