Erdal Rakip describes himself as "a box-to-box player who runs up and down the field".
Ozil tops the winners, plus kind words for Manchester United's defence. But not for City's, or Tottenham...
There's been some big deals done this month. It's all been a bit sexy really...
An incredible first-half display gave Arsenal a comfortable 4-1 victory over Crystal Palace.
Sanchez and Walcott gone, Welbeck and Giroud injured, Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan not yet here...
Frank de Boer tried to whore Wilfried Zaha out to Liverpool. Roy Hodgson isn't bothered, mate.
Wins for Manchester United and Liverpool, but Son to score against Southampton at better than 2/1?
Paul Pogba is the Premier League assist king, but not Europe's. And Ronaldo has to stop shooting.
Lazar Markovic cost Liverpool £20m. He isn't the Premier League's only forgotten man...
Amid all the transfer talk, there's some football for Arsenal. And will Swansea be brave against Liverpool?
Loftus-Cheek was expected to miss a few weeks with an ankle injury. He might not play again this season.
What did Palace ever do to Frank de Boer to make him try and engineer a move to Liverpool? Ah.
More Arsenal calamity, Chelsea's drought and Jurgen Klopp proving that he's in his element...
Roy Hodgson has dragged Crystal Palace into 12th, but says they still need plenty of new players.
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