Roy Hodgson hopes Mamadou Sakho can become a talismanic figure in Crystal Palace's bid to climb the Premier League table.
Manchester United's "happiness", Oxlade-Chamberlain's struggles, Tottenham's arsenal, Oumar Niasse...
Not for Crystal Palace. But William Gallas believes Mamadou Sakho "had everything to explode at Liverpool".
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Man City and Man United avoid one another in the Carabao Cup.
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
It takes the biggest sort of man to admit a mistake but not apologise for it. Poor Frank de Boer.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
Four games. Frank de Boer was given four games to overhaul Palace's entire style. With no money.
It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
A wonderful player, and a fine pundit who is pretty much wanted by all. Everyone loves Wrighty.
Wayne Rooney to make positive headlines, Liverpool to beat Man City, Man United to beat Stoke and...
A defeat to Burnley and De Boer is gone? "I am not so concerned about that," says a confident Palace boss.
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