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Wednesday, 29 May 2013, 20:00
International Match
Arsenal and England midfielder Jack Wilshere has been ruled out for three weeks, Gunners manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed.
thought you were describing Bart Simpson there from the episode where he sold his soul to Milhouse. I wonder do automatic doors work for Michael Owen.
afa Benitez has won more trophies (10) over the past 11 years than the rest of the current managers in the EPL combined, except for Alex Ferguson.
he day Tonys hat goes missing for some bantz will be different story altogether..
Radamel Falcao has the full backing of Atletico Madrid as he is set to choose his next club this summer.
Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has revealed his long-term ambition is to captain both his club and country.
Frank Lampard has hailed former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho as "the best" ahead of an expected return to Stamford Bridge this summer.
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Arsenal fans are largely positive after their top four finish, whilst one wag suggest buying Bale from their rivals. We also have an interesting final mail. Enjoy...
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shedzy says...
Ron Wood was a running back? Was this in the brief period before he joined The Stones/after he left The Faces? This thread is a real revelation.
Posted 3:03pm 13th March 2013
tk421 says...
Ron Wood wore the 28 jersey for Rancho Buena Vista Longhorns and played at running back and defensive back. I should probably do some work today, except now that we know the future basically resembles a particularly dark episode of Scrapheap Challenge, I'm not sure there is any point. May as well eat shedzy's horse.
Posted 10:32am 13th March 2013
shedzy says...
Ron Wood played a guitar made of a toilet seat once, on Top of the Pops. This has no relevance to Jack Wilshere who, of course, is not a toilet, but is definitely Top of the Pops. So it does have SOME relevance, i guess. I'm on a horse.
Posted 6:05pm 12th March 2013
tk421 says...
@ grugen mctavish - that is excellent. @ shabtastic - I'll also be wearing a tin can on my head, signifying myself as the leader of New Eurasia. You can be the Lord of the Western Peninsula. There will be peace amongst our peoples. And Jack Wilshere will still be back for Arsenal in three weeks.
Posted 3:29pm 12th March 2013
grugen mctavish says...
Everyone said that Jack was class, soon turned out he was made of glass, though he was the real thing but pushed him too soon, now he's just another injured goon.
Posted 3:08pm 12th March 2013
shabtastic (Tottenham Hotspur) says...
tk421 - It's gonna be many a year before someone flushes another guitar string.
Posted 3:07pm 12th March 2013
wheresmyhair77 (Arsenal) says...
Gstokey when did Henry, vieira, and fab spend log periods out? Clichys greatest strength was playing most of the season. Piers and Eduardo were both out with broken legs, van Persie has been repaired and then done one. For all the players you could have picked you could not have got that more laughably wrong.
Posted 2:21pm 12th March 2013
tk421 says...
In 20 years time, when this planet is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I'll be sat on an upturned toxic-waste drum with a guitar made up of a dustbin lid and charred cricket bat, saying "gather round mutant children and let me tell you legend of Jack Wilshire..." (The song will go on to tell the prophesy of Jack Wilshire who - with the earth scorched by war and the population either sick or dead from the fallout - is still due back for Arsenal in three weeks)
Posted 2:11pm 12th March 2013
rambo (Queens Park Rangers) says...
Arsene just rubs some garlic on the affected area and whispers in their ear about how nice cheval tastes. This method also used to work until 2005.
Posted 2:00pm 12th March 2013
gstokey says...
Van Bronckhorst, Henry, Van Persie, Vieira, Nasri, Clichy, Fabregas, Pires, Eduardo and I am sure many others all suffered from long periods of injury when they played for Arsenal, but not after they left. I hope Wilshere doesn't realise this pattern otherwise he'll be another one who is off to another club to get regular first team football.
Posted 1:30pm 12th March 2013