Only one thought Chelsea would win the title; only one backed Spurs for the top four; all five of us embarrassed ourselves at some point.
It's time for our end-of-season Winners and Losers, starting with the good guys.
Ross Barkley's story with Everton could well be coming to an end. Expect an update later on Monday.
Ten-man Arsenal beat Everton 3-1 on the final day, but were forced to settle for fifth place...
United want Matic. And Fabinho. And Neto. And Semedo. And Walker. And Neymar. And Bakayoko. And Dybala...
Ronald Koeman says that not qualifying for the Champions League is "not good enough" for Arsenal.
There is only one true issue to be resolved, so will this be Arsene Wenger's last ever PL game?
"I know I can deal with the pressure, that's no problem," says Everton manager Ronald Koeman.
Which team makes Degsy so horny he could do a goat? There's only one way to find out - if you really want to.
Think there's nothing to play for? Chelsea are chasing a win record, Man United a home draw record.
Midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin admits Everton's away form has to improve next season.
A word of warning to Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool and City: Van Dijk might cost more than £60m.
This season will end with at least four players scoring 20 Premier League goals. Time to arbitrarily rank them.
Donnarumma to Man City not Man United, some Bale/GriezmannJames guff, Sakho for £30m...