Yes, we know it's only May, but Premier League clubs have already been involved in £74.2m worth of transfers. Plus, retained lists.
Fourteen of Gareth Southgate's latest 25-man England squad are goalkeepers or defenders. Bit much.
And Everton to sell Ross Barkley but demand £50m. It's all in the Thursday gossip.
Henry Onyekuru, Timo Werner, Kasper Dolberg, Andrea Belotti and two excellent Englishmen...
It's that time of year again. Kante, Kane and Can feature highly, but so do some who might feel a little more sheepish...
Theo Walcott is no longer the most expensive 16-year-old ever. Who hold the records for ages 13 to 37?
Tottenham are thought to be leading the Ross Barkley race, but how about Manchester United?
One said Chelsea would win the title; one backed Spurs for top four; all five embarrassed ourselves.
What better way to relive a decent Premier League season than through F365's opinion piece time machine?
"We didn't want to sell him then and we don't want to sell him now," insists Swansea owner Steve Kaplan.
It seems Swansea have agreed to sell their best player for £25m but Gylfi wants more...
It's time for our end-of-season Winners and Losers, starting with the good guys.
Ross Barkley's story with Everton could well be coming to an end. Expect an update later on Monday.
Ten-man Arsenal beat Everton 3-1 on the final day, but were forced to settle for fifth place...