The Mirror push their 'Messi to Man City' again, Gotze to Liverpool and Pochettino to Barcelona...
Dominic Solanke wants £50k a week to stay at Chelsea. He has played one game for the club. No.
Ronald Koeman expects striker Romelu Lukaku to be training with Everton again by early next week.
Alfie Mawson and David Luiz's goals inspired the list, but they do not qualify. There are some thunderbolts here...
The problem is "not serious" but Lukaku will see a doc in Belgium instead of jetting off to the sun...
A north London battle for Kylian Mbappe, a 'transfer frenzy' over Ross Barkley, and some Sanchez guff.
Everton couldn't break down a resilient Middlesbrough defence as they drew 0-0 in the Premier League.
Everton boss Ronald Koeman bemoaned Romelu Lukaku's inability to score against Middlesbrough.
Peter G's latest stats piece brings us to xG. Chelsea and Spurs are overperforming; Liverpool are not.
Crystal Palace's best-paid player is on the same wage per week as Tottenham's. And Ozil > Sanchez.
Liverpool are "a f***ing shambles"; Tottenham have got this. Plus Burnley have a chance against Chelsea.
Alexis Sanchez is either creating goals or losing the ball. And Wilf Zaha features a lot too....
'Sometimes I prefer to play Arsenal at home than Boro at home,' said Koeman, but the CL is a possibility...
Romelu Lukaku's future at Everton is uncertain. Daniel Storey has lodged a bid of £10 and raw, animal feelings.
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