These 40 players probably saw Harry Winks get a call-up and thought: "That could be me." Some would be right.
You've never heard of Yusuf Yazici? Whatever do you mean? Plus Andy Carroll to Everton.
Cheeky Punt is backing wins for Manchester United, Tottenham, Liverpool, Leicester and Chelsea.
That is not a compliment, Ronald Koeman. Martin Keown lays into "slow, ponderous" Everton.
History repeating itself at Liverpool? The ultimate pragmatist returns? Pressure on Bilic?
Eriksen joined this list at the weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Here we go...
Are Leicester and Liverpool ready to go again? Will Man United score four? Can Koeman turn things around?
"In holding the ball, in his movements. He can be more clinical," says Koeman of Calvert-Lewin.
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe insists Everton have lost none of their attacking threat, despite the summer departure of top scorer Romelu Lukaku.
Also get on wins for Burnley, Chelsea, Everton, Manchester City and Newcastle. Degsy knows, people.
"He's in my mind for the weekend," offers Koeman with one hand, before taking away: "But I have 29 players."
RHYTHM IS A DANCER, NIASSE IS THE ANSWER, SCORING GOALS FROM ANYWHERE. God, we love him.
Manchester United's "happiness", Oxlade-Chamberlain's struggles, Tottenham's arsenal, Oumar Niasse...
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
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