Philippe Coutinho has contributed to eight goals in only 13 appearances for Liverpool, Arsenal are flat-track bullies and Gareth Bale likes shooting from range...
And so, the Premier League is done for another year. Celebrate/console yourselves with a quiz about the connections between the teams playing this weekend...
Twas a fairly dramatic title-winning season for Mancester City, with the most dramatic finale of all, and some clever wizards have put it all on one DVD, which can nestle nicely next to your many bongo vids and copies of Weekend At Bernie's.
Whether you're a City fan, an appreciator of fine football or simply enjoy watching Manchester United fail, there's a good couple of hours entertainment for you here.
We've got five copies to give away to five of you lucky punters.
All you need to do is answer the following question.
Which of the following stories about Mario Balotelli did the man himself admit was true?
a) He drove around Manchester city centre dressed as Santa , handing out presents.
b) He gave a tramp £1,000 outside a casino.
c) After being sent out by his mother for cleaning supplies, he returned with a quad bike, a Scalectrix and a trampoline.
Send your answer to firstname.lastname@example.org with 'The Tales Of Mario Balotelli' in the subject line, and we'll pick five winners from this hat.
Good luck everyone.