He would report all-out nuclear war and a Victor Moses loan deal with the same degree of hyperbole. Our man Johnny is still recovering from TDD...
Ronnie Matthews is a football legend who thinks that little bit bigger.
In this book, he shares his views on all the biggest questions in life and football and reveals the secrets from a career that has seen him play with and against the greatest names in football from Roy Keane to Ashley out of So Solid Crew.
Ronnie explains why he has a grudge against David O'Leary; what really happened between him, Rio and Jay-Z; why you should never get arrested in Turkey; and relives the shame of his England debut under Steve McClaren.
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