We didn't even include your favourite Ron...
And by Rons we mean Ron, Ronny, Ronald, Ronnie and pretty much any name with the letters R, O and N. Today, quizzing redemption is spelled R-O-N...
1) How many matches has Alvaro Negredo played in all competitions since he last scored? a) 5 b) 7 c) 11
2) True or false: more than 50% of Edin Dzeko's Premier League goals have come away from home.
3) Luis Suarez has the mosts assists in the PL this season with 11, but which two English strikers are joint second?
4) How many goals does Romelu Lukaku need to better his Premier League total with West Brom last season? a) 4 b) 5 c) 6
5) Who was the last Crystal Palace striker to score from open play in the Premier League?
6) How many times in his career has Luis Suarez scored more league goals than in a single season than his current total of 29?
7) How many more Premier League goals has Danny Welbeck managed this season than in the whole of 2012/13?
8) Who was the top-scoring English striker in March?
9) Name the only Premier League side Danny Graham (now on loan at Middlesbrough) has scored against since January 2013.
10) In 2011/12, Luis Suarez scored only 11 PL goals. Two strikers for relegated teams managed more than the Liverpool man - name them.
11) True or false: Dimitar Berbatov scored more PL goals than Sergio Aguero last season.
12) Which striker has scored the most goals out of all the teams in the bottom half?
13) How many goals has Luis Suarez scored in four PL matches against the rest of the top four this season?
14) Which loan striker has the most goals this season?
15) Name the two strikers who share the highest number of yellow cards this year.
16) How many PL strikes does Norwich's £8m striker Ricky van Wolfswinkel have to his name?
17) Gabriel Agbonlahor hit double figures in Premier League goals in 07/08, 08/09 and 09/10; how many times has he managed that feat since?
18) Which striker has the highest goals-to-shots conversion rate in the Premier League this year?
19) Which striker to hit double figures in PL goals has the worst conversion rate?
20) From which club did Arsenal sign Olivier Giroud?
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