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Pardew's Beard: 'My God! Is It Serious?'

What's the reason for Newcastle's recent return to form? Is it the influx of players from Ligue Un? Or how about Steven Taylor's banter? No. It has to be Pardew's beard...

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JoeyBoswell (Liverpool) says...

Most amusing! "By Pardew's Beard!" will surely become common parlance down our way....

Posted 11:29am 25th March 2013

kendozuk (Newcastle United) says...

20 year contract bonny lad

Posted 8:50pm 23rd March 2013

eric'sballs (Manchester United) says...

so handsome - trimmed to perfection - amazing

Posted 7:27pm 23rd March 2013

kendozuk (Newcastle United) says...

Relegation party

Posted 5:08pm 23rd March 2013

TheGuru (Sunderland) says...

Dinnah Kendozuk. Is Pardew still Pardiola and going to manage Barcelona?

Posted 5:29pm 22nd March 2013

irishjohan says...

When Xabi Alonso joined Liverpool, he was fairly mediocre for a long spell - to be fair, he was a bit of a soft touch (fans nowadays only have a 2-week memory, so they think he was just great). Then he grew his beard - and he became a warrior as well as a smooth ball-playing maestro. I also believe in the psychology of the beard. Pardew's beard is cool too. Rock N' Roll. Is this 'Andi' a dour conformist? Reminds me of Monty Burns and his 'get rid of those sideburns'. Real men have long hair and/or beards - not like those prissy types who constantly get their hair cut and styled and spend their time posing in front of mirrors (products of Beckham marketing strategies no doubt). Think Fidel Castro, Che Guevara and Andy Carroll.... real men.

Posted 2:27pm 22nd March 2013

kendozuk (Newcastle United) says...

Is the party with Marty still on guru

Posted 2:17pm 22nd March 2013

shea666 (Manchester United) says...

I've always thought that Pardew was a decent manager, there're still plenty of games to go, and the obvious drop in league form from the run in europe, but Newcastle should be reasonably satisfied with themselves at the end of the season. The only tarnish really is the manner he came into control of Newcastle, not his fault but this should be Chris Hughton's success being talked about

Posted 11:32pm 21st March 2013

TheGuru (Sunderland) says...

One of the most obnoxious men in football. Oh btw Newcastle are only 2 points better off than "doom and gloom" Sunderland.

Posted 9:33pm 21st March 2013

treeman1 says...

"By Pardew's Beard!" is excellent.

Posted 5:20pm 21st March 2013

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