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At a time when competition for places within England's World Cup squad has reached a fervour (just ask Ashley Cole, Leighton Baines, Luke Shaw, Kieran Gibbs and even Jon Flanagan at left-back), it seems that the best bet of getting on the plane to Brazil is to be Roy Hodgson's 'big man' up front. England have perennially favoured such a position, especially at tournament football.
Sense dictates that teams must have a secondary, Plan B option, particularly when Plan A has the potential to be distinctly underwhelming, and for England this has recently always been provided by height or physical presence on the bench. Since World Cup '90, when Bobby Robson took just three strikers to Italy (Gary Lineker, Peter Beardsley and Steve Bull), every major tournament squad has contained the 'big man' - from Les Ferdinand to Andy Carroll via Emile Heskey and Peter Crouch.This summer looks no different, with Hodgson likely to take four forwards: Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Danny Welbeck and A. Bigman. What's more, it looks to be a straight shoot-out between Andy Carroll and Rickie Lambert.
Carrroll seemed the obvious answer. His performances in Euro 2012 (particularly against Sweden) earned him significant praise from his international manager, the striker's aerial threat allowing Danny Welbeck, Ashley Young and Steven Gerrard to feed off a lot more than just crumbs.
However, Carroll's extended absence this season with a foot injury created an opening for England's alternative option. Whilst Carroll has started just four Premier League games this season (and played just 17 minutes of England's World Cup qualifying campaign), Rickie Lambert has once again impressed at Southampton with his blend of determination, presence and genuine quality.
That is not to say that it has been the smoothest of seasons for Lambert. The big-money arrival of Dani Osvaldo last summer led to a concern that he would find himself utilised as little more than a back-up option, but the striker saw off the competition from the tempestuous South American, to such an extent that Osvaldo was permitted to join Juventus in January after just nine league starts.
Instead, Lambert continued what he does best. He may have scored just ten times for the Saints this season (after 15 last season), but his nine assists in the Premier League is a total bettered by only Wayne Rooney and Luis Suarez. That's startling for a player perceived to be largely renowned for his power rather than finesse, and has helped Southampton to threaten their highest-ever Premier League finish. Whether it's enough for England and Hodgson, however, is a very different question.
Speaking before Sunday's match against Spurs, Lambert spoke almost exclusively in clichés regarding his World Cup hopes. "Trying my hardest to score for Southampton is the foremost thing on my mind whenever I step out on to the pitch. It's great to be involved with England and, of course, I'd love to go to Brazil with the lads. But once I step on to the pitch I am simply focused on being alert and trying to get an opportunity to help my team."
Textbook, I'm sure you'll agree, but, unfortunately for Lambert, there is the potential that his impressive displays for Southampton could actually harm his England chances.
In front of the watching Hodgson, Southampton were excellent during a first half in which all three of their England hopefuls (Lambert, Jay Rodriguez and Adam Lallana) were at the heart of the away side's attacking impetus. Lambert himself set up captain Lallana for the second, whilst Rodriguez scored the opener after Kyle Naughton had failed to deal with Artur Boruc's long ball forward.
Some of the link-up play between the three Englishmen was both intricate and mesmeric, but bizarrely that may be Lambert's biggest drawback in Hodgson's eyes. If he is to be required at the World Cup (in place of Carroll), it will be to provide a physical presence in the latter stage of matches, but for Mauricio Pochettino, Lambert is expected (and happy) to fill a very different role.
At White Hart Lane, Lambert drifted out to both the right and left wings as him, Rodriguez and Lallana interchanged positions regularly. In fact, the average position map actually had him operating in a deeper position than Lallana, and whilst the other two members of the triumvirate had seven shots between them, Lambert had just one.
In addition, both Carroll and Lambert would be expected to offer a significant aerial threat, and again the statistics read unfavourably for the Southampton man. Whilst Carroll has won 56 aerial duels in his seven appearances this season, Lambert has the same number in his 30 matches. Though it is through no fault of his own, that may stick in Hodgson's mind.
There are no two Premier League teams with more diverse styles of play than Southampton and West Ham and, whilst Rickie Lambert may have yet again impressed at St Mary's this season, one can't help feel that the attractive and fluid style of football played under Pochettino may be harming Lambert's chance of being Roy Hodgson's 'big man' option - he will struggle to get on the plane in any other capacity.
This is a striker comfortable drifting out wide and with ball at feet, able to provide for his team mates and with an enviable penalty record and free-kick ability. It may sound incredibly harsh (and be a damn shame, actually), but there seems every chance that Rickie Lambert may be cast as England's jack of all trades, when all Roy Hodgson wants is a master of one.
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