The Cheeky Punt's Weekend Preview
When our Degsy says he'd rather soil himself in Asda, you suspect he is talking from experience. Nevertheless, he'd prefer that to backing Bolton this weekend, but does see value in Stoke...It's Going To Be A Big Weekend For...
There will inevitably be a few players around this weekend who will think twice before going in for a hard tackle, fearful of a repeat of last weekend. It's a big weekend in both the league and the cup...
Fleet Street: Victory For Crouch, Baines & Terry
The consensus view on Fleet Street is that the men to shine in England's 3-1 win over Egypt were Peter Crouch, John Terry and, less obviously, Leighton Baines. Opinion is divided, however, on what it means for Emile Heskey...
Johnny And Al's Football On The Telly
The boys have gone all serious this week, with tales of druggery and gangsterism (and not the Snoop Dogg sort) from South Africa, as well as some classic faux-journalism nonsense...
F365's Top Ten Problems For Capello..
While a selection of horny defenders will be causing Fabio Capello a few headaches, he has many other things to consider. Gerrard at 80%? Where to play Rooney? That's why he's paid the big bucks...
The Cheeky Punt's Weekend Preview
Our man Degsy is backing his favourite Russian since Yeltsin. Our rather more sober betting man is backing Darren Bent. Who will be toasting their success on Sunday night?...
It's Going To Be A Big Weekend For...
You might have guessed that Wayne Bridge would be on this list - mostly because we all want to know whether he will shake his former captain's hand. It's also pretty big for Bolton, Wolves and...
Top Ten Players Vital For Run-In...
Wrap them in cotton wool, forbid them from going outside after dark or handling heavy objects. Which players are vital for trophies or avoiding relegation? Apart from Rooney, that is...
Johnny And Al's Football On The Telly
And they're hailing the presence of the touchy-feely MonkeyHeid on the Goals On Sunday sofa, wondering if Absolute Radio will go all 'Gerrtcha! Bosh bosh, my son' and loving Mr Danny Baker...
Premier League Numbers And Stats
Drogba, Rooney and Torres are in a class of their own, Aston Villa are the corner kings, Everton are the in-form team, Liverpool have played in two of the season's dullest games and...
The Forum's Club-By-Club Weekend Review
Manchester United fans are fretting, Man City fans are expecting another change of management, and Liverpool fans are making the sort of criticism that would provoke outrage if F365 made similar points...
The Cheeky Punt's Weekend Preview
He's backing Wayne Rooney to score again at Everton on Saturday (it's buying money) while advising Gordon Brown to put £30m of the taxpayers' money on Aston Villa to beat Burnley...
It's Going To Be A Big Weekend For...
Roberto Mancini is in danger of boring Manchester City fans into not caring if they finish fourth, but will he really care? It's also a big weekend for faltering Chelsea and Moses of Bolton...
Johnny And Al's Football On The Telly
It might be much less compulsive viewing than Soccer Saturday, but there's a cautious thumbs-up for Final Score after our boys braved the red button. And who wants to see Peter Shilton dancing?
F365's Guide To AC Milan And Porto...
The Premier League's finest (well, second and third finest) face a couple of tricky tasks in the Champions League this week, so here's your idiot's guide (written by, for) to AC Milan and Porto...
Football365's Top Ten Wage Drains...
No prizes for guessing who is number one when the club's owners have publicly begged him to retire, but who fills spaces 2-10? Who has been earning £100k a week to do half a job?
Six Suggestions To Revive The FA Cup
Repeatedly saying that the FA Cup is the greatest domestic cup competition in the world means nothing in a football world where money bellows, so Paul Little has five ways to revive the old chap...
Who Will Win The League, And Why...
There's a short break in the league proceedings, and 12 games to go, so we thought this would be an ideal chance to stroke our collective beard and muse on who will win the league, and why...
The Cheeky Punt's Weekend Preview
The headline news is that Degsy is backing Bolton to beat Tottenham at a very tempting 11/4 while he's expecting few goals in the Man City-Stoke clash. Mind you, he's been drinking Baileys...
The Forum's Club-By-Club Midweek Review
This is pleasant reading for Wolves, Arsenal, Everton and Manchester United. But if your name is Theo Walcott, Jermaine Jenas, Michael Ballack or Harry Redknapp then you should look away now...
Football365's Top Ten Window Losers...
Last week we brought you the winners (Sol Campbell, West Ham etc) and this week we bring you those for whom January was a nightmare - the fans, managers and players who suffered...
Johnny And Al's Football On The Telly...
And on the radio, as it happens. Do the BBC really think anyone wants to know if Nancy would have stripped Terry of the captaincy? Eleswhere, the boys are distracted by Samuel's cardie...
It's Going To Be A Big Midweek For...
Are Arsenal out of the title race? Can City get any worse at the back? Will Villa look like scoring? Will Spurs be frustrated once again? Are you a sadist? For these questions and more, read on...
Premier League Numbers And Stats...
Arsenal have lost 20-5 in their last nine games against the Big Two, Chelsea have not lost against a Big Four side in nine games, Pompey didn't have a hope of goals and lots more geekery...
The Cheeky Punt's Weekend Preview
Degs fancies a Dutch porn-a-like this weekend...
