That's what happens when you go to Newcastle, win big and see a bouncer with your lady's phone...
Even Alan Pardew can't stop Degs backing Newcastle. And Leicester not to lose against United on Sunday.
It's been a sodding great week for Bilton. Or should we call him Young Master, Kerby champion 89-92?
And they will do so until the pips squeak, to be exact. Back Rafa to get a point on his return, too.
Pickled onion Monster Munch, to be exact. Hartlepool aside, it's not been a good week for Degs. Again.
Our Degs is expecting Liverpool to make light work of Bournemouth. And Man United to win 4-0. Sorry, what?
Our Degs was already plotting how to spend his £150 when Spieth choked. It was a blow after the Grand National...
Put them in a double and you will win a few tidy quid. Degsy is here with all your betting tips. Get on board.
1) Never bet on a man with a Mohican wearing clown pants. 2) Never assume. Betting is that easy.
Degsy reckons you should bet on goals galore in Liverpool vs Spurs. Also 'West Ham at evens? F*k. A. Duck.'
Life lessons from our betting pundit. If you steal a silk scarf on a night out, you'll look like Texas Pete.
All our betting guru usually had in his pocket at 18 was poppers and a condom; Rashford had Demichelis.
Romelu Lukaku at 6/4 to score against Arsenal? Yes please. And West Ham not to lose at Chelsea...
It was a rare blinder from Degs, who cleaned up on the Europa and then racing from Cheltenham. Betting is fun, people.
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