Life lessons from our betting pundit. If you steal a silk scarf on a night out, you'll look like Texas Pete.
All our betting guru usually had in his pocket at 18 was poppers and a condom; Rashford had Demichelis.
Romelu Lukaku at 6/4 to score against Arsenal? Yes please. And West Ham not to lose at Chelsea...
It was a rare blinder from Degs, who cleaned up on the Europa and then racing from Cheltenham. Betting is fun, people.
Would Man United fans take the FA Cup now? Degs has a feeling about it. And he's also backing Romelu.
When you put £200 on an Arsenal and Middlesbrough double, only Emmerdale's Sam is in worse nick.
Degsy will likely lump his north London derby winnings on Palace v Liverpool also finishing 2-2 at 18/1.
Just the usual week for Degs, who cleaned up on Man City but then lost it all on Rickie Fowler. Standard.
Want some betting tips? Of course you do. He is banking on Arsenal learning how to score quickly...
Degs was drinking from Friday night to Monday morning. Which means he didn't back Arsenal at least.
Our Degs is convinced Chelsea will win the FA Cup. He also fancies Arsenal to scrape through...
Degs feels okay about losing all that money because he has never taken crack cocaine. it's all relative.
Our Degs is not losing faith now - it's Leicester on the handicap and Spurs to win at City at 13/5. Gulp.
Degs wants to know after losing money on Munich. Plus, a snooker 'inside job' and Super Bowl crying.