These five players are firmly entrenched in the 'John O'Shea realm' of the utility man scale.
Mailboxer David Szmidt has a story to tell about a journeyman striker and a people project...
Dele Alli may have seen his hopes dashed, but Leicester's Demarai Gray is on his way to joining an elite club.
It's invariably described as an 'iconic' shirt but almost half the Premier League has given it to a chump.
The Ox to Man City? Not as mental as it looks at first glance. And Lukaku back to Chelsea? It could happen.
The same conversion rate as Josh King this season? Ouch. What has happened to Alexis Sanchez?
"A roly-poly sort of figure" but perhaps the greatest striker in the history of the game. Step forward Mr Puskas
Conte will arrive at Chelsea with a fearsome reputation as a rather hard b*stard. Here are the five others.
Four signings from the summer, one from the winter. All were written off. All have been great.
Which Premier League players have been the most efficient in front of goal? Diego Costa, for one
Big moves up the ladder for Alli, Dier and Rose, huge falls for Baines and Jones. And what of Wilshere?
Mark Noble has finally made an England squad. Rejoice, footballing world.
Zlatan really did destroy Ryan Shawcross' international career, didn't he? Selfish b*stard.
Mailbox regular Jeremy Aves explains why you can't rhyme 'Arsenal' with 'hell'. For fu...
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