It is an uncomfortable question, but is it so ridiculous? Does who you know matter as much as what?
Let's not pretend it's anything but a shotgun marriage of convenience between 15th-place specialist Paul Lambert and Stoke...
Paul Pogba is pulling strings but Man Utd need to find a way to protect the man who gives him the freedom.
On Liverpool after Coutinho, City's strength turned to weakness, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Stones and more.
Arsenal are no longer a member of the Premier League's elite. That will remain the same until Wenger leaves.
A new striker, but still no shots on target. So what are Everton now?
Newcastle lack of potency was again evident but Rafa Benitez may be wise to focus on mending to make do.
David Moyes has West Ham's two mercurial attackers firing. That'll be enough to stay up...
The only question is when this decline actually stops. Mismanagement has killed a club.
Chelsea need an alternative to Morata. Is there anyone better placed than Carroll to provide it?
It really is. And yet the privileged will argue that there is no need for change. They would say that.
Five goals since September. Big chances missed. Frustration abounds. But he has no back-up.
Diego Costa is back at Atleti, where he belongs. It already feels like he has never been away...
Liverpool may have lost Coutinho but they have gained the chance to see the best of Klopp. This is his forte...
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