This week Johnny enjoys having Coisty caressing his ears. Never mind PFM, is he the ultimate RFM?
Under-appreciated, but still certainly noticeable. Pearce is no-nonsense, but in a friendly and welcoming way
Is telling Sir Alex Ferguson off for saying "b*llocks" on live TV enough for PFM membership?
There's some proper Teesside love here between Johnny and Kam. But who doesn't love him?
And no, Match of the Day doesn't figure. You're all too hipster for that. It's all James Richardson and cleverness.
Being a commentator is the hardest job in football media by some distance. Who is the cream of the crop?
It's time to take a look at your favourite football presenters. Johnny takes us through the top five.
It's not all bad, and there are some superb television pundits out there. Johnny discovers your favourites
Johnny asked for your nominations for worst pundit and you delivered. Sorry, fella, it's not us, it's them.
The voice of a generation for younger football fans, Martin Tyler is just really bloody good at his job...
Terry Butcher is a PFM icon, and hates undershorts, headphones and people with big hair.
Is that Howard Webb in the Tactics Truck? Johnny is not quite sure. And can a ref ever be a PFM?
Dan Walker doesn't work Sundays and hates dinosaurs, but is a thoroughly excellent presenter. Not much not to like...
Could it really be anyone else this week? The face of TDD even owns a colour. Fancy.
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