"Shouldn’t you be at work?" Des Lynam gets some overdue love from Johnny. Was he definitely not James Bond?
And making a massive banner of a 30-something man is odd. This is football as Britain's Got Talent.
BT Sport's European Football Show has been cancelled. We loved it, and are a bit angry, in truth. What a shame.
He dominated the football media for two decades, but we haven't seen him for ages. Time to return, Al.
Money doesn't make footballers happy. And reading about it sure makes Johnny sad...
In his new series, Johnny Nic is celebrating the great people in football media. Barry Davies is first up...
You don’t get to dip your crouton in the hate fondue, without it having consequences for yourself.
Johnny rounds off his State of the Nation address by taking a look at podcasts far and wide.
We need money from bookmakers and so do clubs and even the FA. It's an unhealthy co-dependence.
There's a lot of shouting and probably too much Alan Brazil, but Johnny admits they have found a niche.
The more money spent by the likes of Manchester United and City, the worse they seem to get...
If radio is not a thing in your life, Johnny Nic suggests 5 Live as a place to start. Although Savage is there...
*That* column is what happens when certain strands of the media are encouraged to be hateful for clicks.
They are women. And they play football, not women's football. Johnny is under the jackboot of feminazis.
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