Memphis Depay is the new Ravel Morrison, while Louis van Gaal "doesn't pick Carrick". Well he does.
Man City are the new Man United, and Ian Wright is really, really angry. Plus Villa let their Garde down
Lucas could put in a shift on the wing, right? Also, the 'spooky similarities' which spell the end for Jose.
It's official: All Chelsea's problems stem from Fabregas. It's definitely not the defence's fault.
The Sun get confused. Also, Rodgers to replace Jose, the Daily Mail struggle with maths, and...
One missed penalty means Chelsea 'plumbed new depths'. Plus, Harry. Of course.
What went wrong for Tim Sherwood at Aston Villa? They just didn't let him be himself...
At least one man does. And The Sun think he was just as good as Chris Smalling. Plus, Harry.
After all, he has scored the most PL goals before 30. Plus, absolute guff from Harry Redknapp.
Jesus Navas is a heart breaker and Garry Monk plays hide-and-seek. De Bruyne's not a waste of money now.
Was Alexis 'excellent' or 'out of sorts'? Also, Kloppmania reigns, and Van Gaal = Moyes.
Has Ian Wright got the wrong club, or has he just not bothered checking? Who knows...
'Herrera is very fortunate to have such an accommodating captain as Wayne Rooney.' Sorry, what?
Paul Merson has pinpointed why McDonald's rule the world, and Van Gaal is a tactical chump...
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