In the absence of Sir Harry, how would Spurs score a penalty? Plus some Harry Redknapp nonsense.
Can you have a 'furious training-ground ruck' that has no punches? Plus, The Sun on 'sick trolls'.
Also, some more Bale to Man United guff, John Stones is Bobby Moore, and Petr Cech: man of the people.
Joe Allen is the new Mario Balotelli - A Liverpool player who is the subject of a million Vines and memes
Why would they want to keep Marouane Fellaini with half of Europe on the way..?
Wayne Rooney 'has tried to cope, as best he could' while we 'learn' about Arsene Wenger's tracksuit...
'Haha, look how big Mesut Ozil's eyes are,' say The Sun. Plus, Bony blasts, Van Gaal insists, and Rooney roars.
Plus, David Silva is 'a cut above' Mesut Ozil, an unemployed man takes a pay cut, and Garth gets confused.
Plus why United have only had seven shots of any kind. As long as you ignore all those others...
Plus, Eva Carneiro is a woman again, Mourinho does not have silky smooth hands, and EXCLUSIVEs.
Plus, scoring 73 goals in 60 games is 'a noticeable dip' for The Sun, and Giroud is rubbish because he's vain.
What do you think they want to know? #F365HQ. Plus, Robbie's advice to Jose, Merse on Man United and...
Heard about the 'madcap' time he pulled a muscle celebrating? Plus, Ranieri was 'terrible choice'.
Because standing up will make CBJ not 18 and make Anthony Martial not miss chances...
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