The perfect b*stard must be naughty, physical but also score goals. Being a hard man ain't enough
Because this is what happens when Winty lets Daniel choose his own top ten topic...
Which players should be spooning a hole in the dressing room wall, covering it with a poster?
No player may be bigger than a club, but which players are, dare we say it, too good for them.
Who wins the calendar year trophy? Have we given it away with the picture?
Which clubs in Europe have a had a year to remember? In a good way, Manchester United fans...
Who have been the best players in the whole of 2015? The 'Calendar Year Trophy' winners dominate.
Arsenal could do with another Kim Kallstrom, and a lot of clubs need a new striker, don't they?
Last week we ran through our top ten surprise successes of the season so far, so now it's time to flip-reverse it.
In a season of surprises, who has raised the eyebrows more than most? Other than him, obviously...
Chelsea have 427 players out on loan; some are bound to impress. Arsenal and Liverpool cast-offs also feature.
Including a player each from Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Man United. Oh, and Jack Grealish's weird hair.
With Remi joining the Aston Villa Garde, we list the Prem's top 10 French imports. Plenty of Arsenal.
Wayne Rooney is undroppable by reputation, but we rank the top 10 in terms of actually being good and sh*t.