Say ooh, ahh, Ev-er-ra, saay ooh ahh Ev-er-ra. He's only gone and done a Cantona...
We are terrible people, and so we hope Michel Vorm is also ruled out. Paulo Gazzaniga to the rescue.
One positive update from Everton this morning: Cuco Martina was able to fly home with the squad...
Arsene Wenger stood by his decision to rotate his side. Arsenal are in the last-32, folks.
In the England squad? Pfft. Wilshere must walk for his club before he can run for his country.
Unsowrth says Sunday's game with Watford is "massive" for everyone at Everton. Just a bit.
Arsenal reach the last-32 of the Europa League with a goalless draw. Bloody delightful.
Tammy Abraham, Ruben Loftus-Cheek and Joe Gomez have earned their first call-ups for the Three Lions.
Three games is no time to impress, but Unsworth knew the rules. Everton haven't seen enough
Battling relegation and out of two competitions by November? What a season this is for Everton.
Liverpool's chaos theory is wonderful to watch, but hardly points to sustainable progress...
Thomas Lemar is back in the news ahead of the January transfer window. So are Mahrez and Pereira.
In November 2007, World Soccer published a list of the 50 most exciting teenagers on the planet.
Manchester United's Paul Pogba could be fit for Sunday's clash at Chelsea, according to reports.
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