Which team makes Degsy so horny he could do a goat? There's only one way to find out - if you really want to.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and United all feature, but the best own goal ever trumps everything else.
Leicester owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha has agreed to buy Oud-Heverlee Leuven, according to the Belgians.
Jamie Vardy is on Diego Simeone's list of transfer targets for this summer, according to reports.
He says football should "rethink the whole process" if counter-attacking teams keep winning. Wow.
Arsenal keep alive their hopes of finishing in the top four with a win over Leicester. Just try and stop Monreal.
Arsenal tried to tempt Vardy away from Leicester in the summer. Wenger has no regrets about the situation.
On the end of Leicester's era, Juventus' defending, Barcelona's problems and Cristiano Ronaldo's ridiculousness
Mbappe, Ronaldo, Dybala and Chiellini did lovely things on the pitch, Dortmund supporters did so off it...
Declaring troublemakers as "not real fans" is only half the battle. There is a reason we keep banging the drum.
Antoine Griezmann's penalty gave Atletico Madrid a 1-0 win over Leicester City
No disaster for Leicester, but can they really break down this Atletico defence? So few can...
"It was tear gas and 'whack, whack whack'," says one fan. Others accuse the police of using rubber bullets.
And the Italian is insistent that his players had nothing to do with his demise. So who was it?