Klopp was in one of his usual moods when asked about Naby Keita and Andrew Robertson.
Here is a full list of every pre-season result, the fixtures to come, and the goalscorers so far.
Sturridge doesn't train properly so he can't stay fit. Except that he has. Oh and the BBC...ouch.
Andrew Robertson is on his way for an initial £8m, which should mean Alberto Moreno will go for £15m.
Arsenal clearout, PSG interest in Sanchez, Barkley making demands, Robertson to Liverpool.
Who is Chelsea's longest-serving player? Matej Delac, obviously. There's 19 others, too.
Souness is a fan of "exceptional" Sturridge, but he is not a fan of his "pathetic" warm-ups.
'Don't get Klopp playing his reserves with no European football,' said Lineker back in January...
Liverpool are about to receive up to £8million for Kevin Stewart, who is bound for Hull.
Jurgen Klopp has 'asked to feel' Thomas Muller. Crikey. Two other Prem sides also want him.
Liverpool's other goal was scored by Divock Origi in a game watched by almost 40,000 in Honk Kong.
RB Leipzig did not name the club who had bid for Naby Keita, but let's be honest: it was Liverpool.
Would other clubs be more fearful of Liverpool if they get both? Plus West Ham, transfer rumours and more
And no prizes for guessing the two teams Ryan Giggs names. It's all about Manchester again...
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