Cheekly sod. He claims he can only play Philippe Coutinho wide because that's where he plays for Liverpool.
Southampton manager Mauricio Pellegrino foresees no problems with Virgil van Dijk v Liverpool this week.
We are well stocked with keepers, centre-halves and attacking midfielders. But central midfield...?
We have resisted the temptation to fill this list with Italy players. It won't be same without Alexis.
Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has a fan in Diego Maradona. There are worse people to impress.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Tottenham: Sign Gareth Bale.
Liverpool international ambassador Michael Owen has responded to 'the usual hateful messages'.
Liverpool defender Joe Gomez helped silence Germany on Friday, before hushing Brazil on Tuesday.
Would France's third-choice XI give England's first choice a game? Abso-bloody-lutely.
Barca are said to be convinced that they will sign Liverpool's Philippe Coutinho in January.
When you want Sanchez, Benzema and Zlatan but what you get is Balotelli, Owen and Zaza...
Juventus are bloody greedy. They want Emre Can, but also Liverpool target Leon Goretzka.
Plus advice for Guardiola, a banter site p*sses us off and a wonderful straw man...
Lehmann received a call in November 2004 asking whether he wanted to leave Arsenal for Liverpool.
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