We're surprised we got this far into the week before big Mo Salah claims. Jorginho to Liverpool, Varane to Man United.
Which captains are playing? Not Gary Cahill. Which make a difference? Not Jordan Henderson. The facts are here.
Xabi Alonso is in the Spanish taxman's sights over an alleged €2m in unpaid tax
Emre Can is casting his eyes around all Europe's big leagues as his Liverpool contract runs down.
Burnley could soon have given Gareth Southgate as many players as Arsenal and Chelsea combined...
"Only after my faeces was examined did bacteria appear," says the Liverpool midfielder. Lovely.
And in 37th place is an Englishman. Lordy. Meanwhile, class really is permanent. A goal every 55 minutes?
In 12 months Alisson has gone from Szczesny's No.2 to being linked with Liverpool, Real and PSG.
Fekir to Arsenal, Pochettino to Bayern (guff) and Spurs losing Alderweireld...
What records can City break? Can United stall them? Does Salah make history? What of Lacazette?
Mo Salah scored four goals from four shots this weekend, but how does he rank among Europe's best?
Trent Alexander-Arnold was drafted into England training because they were short on numbers...
Alisson is happy at Roma and, anyway, there have been no bids for the in-demand keeper. Yet...
Relief for Liverpool, as they have done something right: not included a release clause in Salah's contract
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