Philippe Coutinho is stuck but Ross Barkley could get out of Merseyside...to London.
Think it's a quiet week, do you? Off you bugger, there's loads going on...
Conte's 'crisis', Spurs and Wembley, Mkhitaryan and Pogba, Marco Silva and Newcastle dismay. All here...
Barcelona have manipulated Philippe Coutinho into not playing for Liverpool, a report says...
Nice midfielder claims he is "not in contact with anyone" despite talk of a £36.7m transfer to Barcelona.
What made Barcelona favour Philippe Coutinho over Eden Hazard or Dele Alli?
And the £30m that Liverpool want for Mamadou Sakho is too much for Palace. Football is funny...
With under a fortnight remaining of the transfer window, refresh your memories on the deals so far...
Looks like you're staying, Philippe. Catalan radio say Barcelona signing Coutinho is 'impossible'.
Those of you playing transfer bingo can tick off 'instigates training-ground fight'. Does Mbappe want out?
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, City and United have been linked with PAE since 2016. Fancy your chances?
Mamadou Sakho might find himself stranded at Liverpool this season. They want £30m, to be fair.
Andrew Robertson hopes that he can be a left-back that Liverpool fans "can be proud of".
Barcelona are not getting the Philippe Coutinho message, while three want Julian Draxler.
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