Any gag we make at this point will probably be libellous, so we'll leave it. It would probably involve the word 'Arse'.
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| Aug 15th 2009 | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Aston Villa | v | Wigan Athletic | 15.00 |
| Blackburn | v | Man City | 15.00 |
| Bolton | v | Sunderland | 15.00 |
| Chelsea | v | Hull City | 15.00 |
| Everton | v | Arsenal | 15.00 |
| Man Utd | v | Birmingham | 15.00 |
| Portsmouth | v | Fulham | 15.00 |
| Stoke City | v | Burnley | 15.00 |
| Tottenham | v | Liverpool | 15.00 |
| Wolves | v | West Ham | 15.00 |
| Barclays Premier League Results | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Sunday May 24 | |||
| Arsenal | 4 - 1 | Stoke | |
| Aston Villa | 1 - 0 | Newcastle | |
| Blackburn | 0 - 0 | West Brom | |
| Fulham | 0 - 2 | Everton | |
| Hull | 0 - 1 | Man Utd | |
| Liverpool | 3 - 1 | Tottenham | |
| Man City | 1 - 0 | Bolton | |
| Sunderland | 2 - 3 | Chelsea | |
| West Ham | 2 - 1 | Middlesbrough | |
| Wigan | 1 - 0 | Portsmouth | |
| Team | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arsenal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Birmingham | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Blackburn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Bolton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Burnley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | Chelsea | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Everton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Fulham | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | Hull City | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Liverpool | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
