Not too many high-profile losers this week but Rashford, Hazard, Arsenal and Sterling are among winners.
Plus some love for Conte and Walcott, hate for England, and conflict over Rooney. Obviously.
Pep Guardiola is 'optimistic' about achieving big things with Manchester City, but did not comment on Sergio Aguero's apparent elbow.
Raheem Sterling starred as Manchester City managed to move back top of the Premier League table after beating West Ham.
Anybody want him? Anybody? Anybody but Sunderland? Man City are trying their best to help.
We're not sure we're buying that Mauricio Pochettino is a 'big fan'. Plus, Joe Hart desperate for Liverpool and...
"We now have one week to make him happy and find a club where he has a real chance." It definitely isn't here.
They also have Celtic while Arsenal get PSG, Leicester get Porto and Spurs face CSKA Moscow.
"The opportunity to work with Pep Guardiola was too good to refuse," says Bravo. Poor Joe Hart.
Ronald Koeman insists Everton have "no interest" in signing the out-of-favour goalkeeper.
Reports suggest four English sides will be guaranteed a place in group stages from 2018/19.
Barcelona have announced the signing of Jasper Cillessen so Claudio Bravo is free to go.
After extensive investigations, it turns out Man United are now tall. And Joe Hart is being 'imprisoned'.
And that comes from a Man United fan, Plus, more on Arsenal, Liverpool and the scourge of gambling...
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