Pep correctly claims that Sanchez "is a player from Arsenal". He has some stern words for UEFA.
Here is a full list of every pre-season result, the fixtures to come, and the goalscorers so far.
"His behaviour, I've never saw a guy like him," says Guardiola of Iheanacho. But he is off to Leicester.
"Sometimes we just didn't have that little bit of edge," says Walker of Tottenham. He wants trophies...
Chelsea supposedly wanted Danilo but he seems pretty much headed for Manchester City.
Mourinho suggests Man City would rather have signed Kyle Walker for half of his £50million fee.
We aren't sure that a "desire to score goals" is an ability, per se. But Kompany certainly likes Lukaku.
In football, there is a rampant fear of 'losing a player for nothing'. In this case, it makes sense to hold on.
Real Madrid’s Danilo will join Kyle Walker at Manchester City, who really are collecting right-backs.
Who is Chelsea's longest-serving player? Matej Delac, obviously. There's 19 others, too.
And no prizes for guessing the two teams Ryan Giggs names. It's all about Manchester again...
"I think you'll struggle to find anyone, apart from the direct opposing fans, who doesn't love the club."
Who are Europe's big spenders? And who are the four non-English clubs to have spent £50m plus?
It's not all big transfer fees - you could have Reto Ziegler on a free. And nine others, because it's a top ten
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