Sergio Aguero has named the three toughest opponents he has come up against down the years.
Yaya Toure has failed to make the five-man shortlist for the African Player of the Year award.
Scotland have scored more Premier League goals than Brazil and as many as Argentina this season. Ha ha.
Giroud, Defoe, Chelsea, Arsenal (twice), Man United (twice) and a Christmas miracle at Sunderland
Antonio Conte believes that there are six teams competing to win "the most difficult" PL ever.
He's as good as Coutinho, Ozil, Hazard, Silva, De Bruyne and Eriksen. Start appreciating him, people.
Nobody saw that coming. Yaya Toure's fire might be dwindling, but he still has more than a spark...
Messi to Man City, Alaba and Baumgartlinger for Man United, Sturridge to West Ham. A busy gossip...
Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya, Yaya Toure. Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya, Yaya Toure.
"It's impossible to play good football if you don't make sex with your partner!" Do it more, people!
City boss Pep Guardiola admits that he also used to get "drunk" on international duty.
...and plenty more, too. Our Cheeky Punt can't see United coping with that Arsenal forward line.
Samir Nasri has revealed that Pep Guardiola told him that he "should be at Barcelona" and not City.
Adam Lallana rises to No. 2 and we have a new low - we started getting a bit sad and upset at No. 6...
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