Messi to the Premier League (yawn), Everton open Stones deal talks (or do they?), and Liverpool want Nuri Sahin.
Wayne Rooney is going through the footballing menopause. He desperately needs a hot flush...
Manchester City are said to be facing a UEFA disrepute charge - because their fans boo the CL anthem.
Manuel Pellegrini is "happy" with his Man City defence as Vincent Kompany sat out the win over Sevilla.
Like it or not, Giroud is becoming a super-sub. Plus, De Bruyne, Bellerin and Manchester City's late shows
Kevin de Bruyne struck an injury-time winner as Manchester City came from behind to beat Sevilla.
Manuel Pellegrini insists Yaya Toure is happy at Manchester City despite this week's outburst.
Sergio Aguero will miss the Manchester derby, but could return against Liverpool.
Five Premier League players are on the also-rans list for the annual Messi v Ronaldo award.
Emre Can, Ander Herrera, Aaron Ramsey and some other horribly misused players.
Garry Monk to Aston Villa, Lamela to Porto, United want Perez and City battle Arsenal for Krychowiak...
Raheem Sterling, Georginio Wijnaldum, Ander Herrera, Eden Hazard and Daniel Sturridge feature.
Yaya Toure has criticised the "beasts" in the "disgusting" English press, stating he is "unhappy".
Manuel Pellegrini says Raheem Sterling 'must improve his finishing' despite a match-winning hat-trick.
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now